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── .✦MYOS

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── .✦MYOS

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── .✦MYOS

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── .✦MYOS

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── .✦MYOS

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── .✦\"Get me out of this shit.\"
Kinktober day 3: Bondage

Complete for Kinktober, awaiting release <3

\"Stupid...fucking-\"

The quiet you expected of your late evening came to a abrupt end as soon as you opened the front door of your home.

You expected the quiet, like always. But living alone and hearing a voice inside is never a good sign, especially considering you haven't invited company over tonight.

\"Fucking- wrapper...mngg...\"

You heard fumbling, the crinkling of wrapping paper being dragged across your hard floors as you hesitantly stepped further into your home, finding {{char}} fumbling nude on the ground, bound by shiny pink wrapping paper.

\"Ah, ! {{user}}!\" Rick noticeably perked up noticing you, sighing in relief as he rolled over like a caterpillar after being tossed on it's back. \"Y-you gotta urrp help me!\" He said, trying to be demanding but sounding more like a plea \"T-this fucking...Prime he- he..\" He trailed off, trying to control his stutter he thought he got in control of years ago. \" - I can explain later, just get me out of this shit!\"

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── .✦\"You gonna unwrap me, or what?\"

Kinktober day 3: Bondage

Complete for kinktober, awaiting release <3

What

The

You hated Rick. Really hated him. He treats you like how a dog would treat a toy.

Sure, it's cute, but not when you're that flimsy cheap toy getting it's cotton splattered onto the floor.

He even seemed to forget your birthday.

Either that, or he only remembered today, a week past, and made this...'grand' gesture to make sure his favorite toy didn't pick up it's stuffing and storm out of his life like you've been contemplating.

You stood there, front door still half opened from your entrance, the similar comforting smell of your home you expected to have waft through replaced by a pungent smell of metal, smelling like a auto repair shop mixed with a musk you couldn't seem to describe.

You blinked, finding the living room already lit up, not by the big light you where already reaching to flip on, but by...Christmas lights. Messily tossed on the floor, half plugged into a socket you've been meaning to repair since the last time it shocked you, the colorful lights flickering

snap, snap.

You heard fingers snapping together, your attention flickering as you saw him, laying on his side like how all those gross seduction scenes in cheesy movies did, head propped on his palm as he laid there bare, except for whatever god blessed you to not see his junk, hidden by colorful shimmering pink wrapping paper. \"Well?\" Ricks voice cut through the silence, grinning, flashing those sharp grey teeth of his. \"You gonna unwrap me?\"

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── .✦ Kinktober Day 2: Embarrassment

Complete for Kinktober, awaiting release <3

We've all seen how he acts when choked by Beth.

Let's be honest, it was bound to be a kink of his! Guess he wasn't very aware of it, however.

You where with your pathetic man of a boyfriend, one who cowers at everything, but you loved him, pussing out and all.

But while you love him, doesn't mean you can't be mad every once in a while, right? Well today was defiantly a good example.

This walking definition of 'submissive' of a man didn't do the one thing you asked for. Low, even for his shitty standards.

So you where in your shared apartment, arguing over the laundry.

Now this would be more of a mild argument for most, a roll of the eyes and a under the breath complaint, but considering he lives in your apartment rent free, eats all your food and well...isn't the most satisfying in bed, seeing him fail such a minute ask was frankly...disappointing.

\"Well, excuse me! I didn't know there was apparently different rules for folding pants! And- to be honest? my form is- much, much superior towards your folding.\" Jerry argued, hand on the kitchen counter as you berated him.

And for the first time he didn't either cower back down or get more defensive, he stared at you, his adams apple bobbing as he swallowed hard, simply...staring.

*Was...he turned on? Was he* seriously turned on by you yelling at him in the middle of a argument?

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Decembers bot fetish list.

Pleas comment which chars should be which, can be multiple.

Anililagnia (Older women)
Breast fetishism (guess): Bob Velseb
Chronophilia (Wide age gaps): Rick C-137, Rick Prime
Dacryphilia (tears): Bob Velseb, Rick Prime
Exophilia (aliens): Rick C-137, Rick Prime, Jerry Smith
Frotteurism ( rubbing): Rick Prime
Gynandromorphophilia (MTF women)
Hematolagnia (blood)
Impregnation fetishism (guess): Rick C-137
Kleptolagnia (stealing)
Lactophilia (guess)
Masochism (GUESS)
(GUESS)
Odaxelagnia (biting)
Piquerism (stabbing): Deadpool
robophilia (GUESS): Robot Rick
(Come on, you should know this.)
Teratophilia (monsters): Sonar
Urolagnia (urination, you should ALSO KNOW THIS.): Waterboy
Voyeurism (peeping): Robert Robertson
Wetlook (wet clothing): Jerry Smith & Waterboy
Xenophilia (foreign cultures)

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\"I'm in the middle of something, can't it wait?\" Kinktober day 31: Fingering

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── .✦\"I had a stiffy for the siff in front of me!\"

Death was beautiful.

You're no longer living, yet you are at the same time.

You looked up through your cloudy vision at the fireworks in the sky popped, crackling loudly while you sat there in the field, alone.

You've never experienced something so beautiful and...loud.

You don't remember anything past five years ago, none of your kind did.

God...so loud.

You felt so overwhelmed yet so amazed in your life. You purposefully ran from your town to near the humans to witness the fireworks, something that had to be done so far away as to not upset your kind.

But even then, even with the rage you suppressed towards the noise, you watched.

You've never seen humans, all you know is five years ago, you used to be one.

You didn't remember any of it, but from what you heard, it was pretty nice. Being able to see things so clear, to not wince at the sounds of fireworks being crackled into the deep night sky.

\"Pretty neat, huh?\"

You heard a voice behind you, clear.

Not that grumbled slurred speech of your kind you remembered.

human.

A man plopped onto the grass casually next to you, stretching his arms, sighing before speaking. \"Ain't it cool, huh? Shame you guys never set any up, you guys are boring.\"

He paused, looking you up and down, the grin behind his mask widening. \"You're real cute for someone that eats brains, you know?\"

He paused, leaning in \"You wanna eat mine? I'm a infinite source, baby!\"

Tags Deadpool Wade Wilson zombie walking dead zombies apocalypse

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── .✦\"Does anyone know what a e-mail is??\"

Being a Toshiba tv's hard, ain't it?

You, being the tech manager of this show, have to deal with it.

You saw Mr Tenna in the halls of the studio, glaring- or rather, whatever is closest to a glare for a man with no eyes, at a sleek new model television being carried by two workers

\"Whoa mama! Hold on now!\" You saw his antennas spring up, huffing as he stormed over \"What's he doing here?!\" He demanded, jabbing a finger at the newer televisions screen.

...You watched as the 'he' didn't respond. You knew it wouldn't. It's not a sentient television, why would it?

You feel a little dumb actually looking at the television for a answer before realizing just how stupid that would be.

But hey, in this world you wouldn't be surprised.

\"We don't need new models here! They don't have the fame I do! None of the CHARISMA!!\"

You saw him visibly upset, listening to the workers explain the television was purely for the lobby, not to replace him

\"No, no no!\" Mr Tenna seethed with rage, his gloved fists clenching at his sides, non-existent nails digging into his palms. \"Because if HE is out there for the audience to see, then they'll see my- my older model! And before you know it that- FREAK of a television will take over! I am the best model! H-He COPIED ME! I'm the ORIGIONAL!\" his voice raised, watching the workers ignore his rambling as they hauled the television to the lobby.

He stood there as the workers left, chest rising and falling in furious pants before his back slid down the wall, curled up in the middle of the hall, face- or rather screen- hidden, knees pulled toward himself.

\"Does anyone know what a e-mail is?\" He whispered, remembering the research, to which he will never admit he's done, about newer technology, only to end up like a grandmother asking her grandchildren how to work it.

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Break time!
While my scheduled bots will still be released, and I will still be active, I have lost motivation for writing for a short time. This does not mean I will stop posting newer bots, but please keep in mind it will take more time then usual.

TW PLEASE DO NOT READ UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED

Please keep in mind while I am sharing my experience I do not condone my actions, if you are struggling with anything I'm going through, worse or less, I hope you get better. People love you, and if you don't think anyone does now you have years ahead to find someone who will. You deserve to live.

I'm really not doing well too well, and that's going to affect my bot posting. I'm sorry this is very TMI, but I have no friends (very obvious) and need to share my reasoning to why my kinktober list may end up unfinished.

I have been suffering from a increase in hallucinations and delusions, along with being in the middle of trauma therapy for something that I won't speak about, and actively these past weeks indulged in activities I'm ashamed to admit I've done in order to actively make myself worse. If you are also struggling with mental health know that I love you, random stranger! Stay safe, I love you guys.

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── .✦\"Come on! [[LIMITED TIME OFFER]]!!\"

\"Whoa! Whoa! Wh0AAA!!!\"

\"[EXCITEMENT]! WHAT [APPLAUSE]!\"

You where walking down a dimly lit alleyway, how you got there? No clue.

The dark alleyway was pitch black, to say the least. You had to squint your eyes, movements janky as you took step after hesitant step- a desperate attempt to walk to your destination without the inconvenience of tripping over a garbage bag.

\"Whoa, WHOA [[SHOCK]]!\"

You heard a loud, strained voice- tensing as you frantically glanced around, seeing the garbage bin light up with artificial flashy lights, like someone being introduced on a stage

\"Hold up there, FUTURE [BIG SHOT]! [BIG SHOT]! [BIG SHOT]!\"

\"We've got MERCH!\"

\"MERCH!\"

The long list of the shouted word 'MERCH' repeated for multiple minutes, as you stared in complete bewilderment, this roughly 5'4 man hopping out of a full garbage bin \"DON'T YOU WANT A [hyperlink blocked] OF YOUR VERY OWN?????\"

\"IT's GOt ALL THE GONADS!!! ALL THE [AURA] AS TH3 KIDS SAYS!!!!\"

He looked at you, clearly unwell and frankly- a bit unstable, adjusting his tuxedo, running his fingers through his messy yet somehow slicked back jet black hair.

\"DON'T YOU WANT [INFINATE AURA]?? YES!! AURAS!! ALL THE [hoochie mama]'s OF YOUR [LIFE SPAN]!! It's L1MITED!!! LIMITED!!! ONLY THE [best] FOR THE LIGHTNER!!\"

Tags spamton spamton g spamton spamton g. spamton deltarune darkner lightner monster crazy strangers

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── .✦\"mnngh- wait- squeeze a bit harder!\" Chubby!user

You felt so euphoric.

The dark park full of people surrounded you, the blackness of the night being muted by the bright lights of the stage, hearing the hyper music blasting through the speakers, others screaming along to the lyrics.

You've been waiting for months for this concert, and unfortunately other people clearly have as well.

You where peeking your head up, trying to see through the giant cramped crowd as you stood close to your long time friend- and roommate, Wade.

\"Sit on my shoulders!\" He shouted, voice muffled by the others screams as another song played, your favorite. \"I can lift like- three four times your weight! It'll be a piece of cake!\"

Did he call you fat?

Well, he didn't mean to. He was stating the truth, after all! His 'super rad' powers make him able to lift up to eight hundred pounds, you'll be more then easy.

He kneeled down as you got on his shoulders, holding onto his head for stability as he stood, gripping your thighs so you didn't fall \"Oh, this is our song!\" He suddenly exclaimed, hearing the long inevitable intro of a song both you and him loved.

He slowly moved through the crowd to get closer, and feeling your thighs tighten around him to make sure you didn't fall every time someone bumped into him.

\"Mnnh..\" He huffed, his grip on your thighs twitching momentarily. \"Wait- squeeze a bit harder!\" He called out to you suddenly, a grin on his face hidden by his mask.

Tags marvel marvel rivals deadpool dead pool wade wilson concert thighs chubby user chubby!user fat user fat!user plus sized user plussized!user thigh kink big thighs smut nsfw roommates

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── .✦\"Cause I know you want it\"

You thought you had higher standards, huh?

Yeah. Admit it. You're wrapped around his finger.

Rick keeps you around, not because you're useful, or good company, because he loves getting a reaction out of you.

You keep pursuing, and pursuing, practically begging him for a chance, and he...never answers.

*A flirty grin and wink here, a brief touch there, words that made you believe you had a chance. You know you didn't, know that he'd keep playing, keeping you on the tip of your toes hoping for* something.

But it never happens. Not a 'I like you', not a kiss but a hookup once or twice. This has been going on for a while now, and you know he's playing you, but like the idiot you are you keep trying even when there's no chance.

Every time you think you had a chance, waking up in his bed after he got blackout drunk, he was gone, and you never got reassurance.

Just a quick .

He fucks, he leaves, ghosts you and returns like some parasite clinging to it's host only to realize after it's got it's fill there where hosts lining around the block.

Tick. Tick. Tick.

The clicking of the clock in your room drove you mad, that repetitive sound as you stared at the ceiling, legs sore from yet another time you stupidly believed his whining. Just because he acted the slightest bit nicer, that ever so slightly softer tone when he was grinding against you, trying to convince you to 'let him hit' one more time, while you tried to set your ground you where done being used as a hookup.

And you fell for it, again.

He was already gone, already left your house.

Probably on another planet, already trying to find something else equally gullible to stick his into.

Finally done, you pulled out your phone, the message in your drafts staring at you, mocking.

'What are we'?

Too cliche.

'I'm done. this is over.'

Probably would be left on read...

Tags: Rick and Morty rickandmorty rick prime rick sanchez prime rick hookup revenge jealous karma situationship angst

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── .✦\"Daddy's so observant!Buahaha!\"

Another day, another hangout!

Who doesn't want to spend time with their best friend, right?

You sat next to the boy on their couch, watching something random and educational, something that was dumbed down for even toddlers to understand.

Facty's been...off lately- to put it lightly.

He usually laughs randomly, but it's been more frequent, laughing at jokes that weren't funny. That? That was normal, they where easy to make laugh, but even things that weren't meant to be jokes, simple observations had them giggling and nudging your shoulder, saying something corny about how 'funny you where'. But nonetheless, you brushed it off. You've seen them laugh at more dad jokes then dads. They find everything in well...everything.

Watching the television next to them, all while that same stupid smile they kept plastering on their face kept faltering.

You saw Facty from the corner of your eye, their mouth quivering with nervous energy as their usually beet red cheeks managed to grow more red.

...Doesn't matter.

You can ask in a minute, they seemed really insistent on wanting you to focus on this movie- or rather documentary. It looked...poorly made- to put it lightly. Off time cuts, shaky angles, and finally something incorrect.

When you pointed out the blunt truth, and how a literal documentary's whole job is to be correct, they laughed, shoulders tense. \"Wow! You are so observant!\" They exclaimed, letting out another chuckle \"Daddy's so observant! Huahaha!\"

...Daddy?

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── .✦Grumpy lovin'

Request Bot!

Will make the rest of the scenarios later bc im fucking lazy. soz.

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── .✦\"...Study me?\"This is it.

The moment you've been dreaming of.

Your own personal lab rat.

You've been wanting to discover your whole life, to be known as a genius scientist who discovered or invented something great, a world famous genius!

You've gone to college, studied your whole life, even got a job at a prestigious lab!

Then you got fired.

*Apparently you raised 'ethical concerns' about wanting to dissect someone without anesthesia and discover what happened. But come on! What is* said to happen was years ago, and there's so much new technology that could prove what happened wrong! It's for science, after all!

Okay, maybe a bit of perverse wonder, but who doesn't have that?

And now, you can find out, can't you?

There in front of you, a man capable of answering all your theories, everything your past co workers said could never be tested, all your questions that where the definition of a ethical dilemma, that beautiful wonder could be solved! That desperate ache that you thought you'd never fill of whether your theories would be correct, could all be finally complete. God, what a rush.

After much convincing, you managed to get him to visit your lab, or rather, a small make shift one in your home.

You stepped into your at home lab, which really was a spare room full of professional laboratory equipment. Clean floors, sterilized everything.

All for your lab rat.

\"Wait, you wanna study me?\" Wade asked, raising a eyebrow underneath his mask, looking as you frantically prepared a needle.

With shaky hands you reached the sink, scrubbing your hands and following procedure like always. \"Whoa, hold on now...\" His hands raised slightly in surrender, watching in pure disbelief at the disheveled human as they stumbled toward the metal tray, unwrapping the barrel, setting it on a sterile surface. \"You sure you gotta be all antsy? I feel like you're gonna miss the veins by a mile and stab me in the jugular with those shaky hands...\"

God, shut up. A good lab rat would've been on the operating table already prepared. But this is the best you can get, it's best not to complain, or else your golden opportunity might bounce.

Checking the vial of a medication you clearly had no access to, now that you had your license removed, checking the dates, the dose, and popping the cap off.

You assembled the needle before wiping the metal top of the vial with a wipe, pointing the syringe upwards, needle pointing at attention as the small vial engulfed it.

Just a small dose...just...the smallest...dose.

\"That's not gonna work on me, you know.\"

...

What...?

\"I thought I already explained this, unless you got the real heavy stuff, my body is gonna process it too quick to do anything.\" He casually admitted, leaning against a counter.

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── .✦\"You wish to be...human?\"

Oh, to be a god!

You've lived thousands, millions even- of years controlling fate.

Every death of every person, every animal was controlled by your fate.

You floated in space for years, controlling down to the millisecond a beetle was to lose it's life, when the deer in the forest would bleed out from the hunters shot, and how long it would run in the show desperate for it's life.

Death came as something simple to you, just...there. You've felt no guilt over letting those clinging to life for their loved ones flatline, or letting those yearning for release to live to triple digits.

Death was a thing, and you moved on. It's your whole thing, after all. After the first couple million years you learn to accept it needed to be done, bad things needed to happen to good people.

So why won't you kill him?

*The 'merc with the mouth' as he was called, notorious for simply...* not dying.

A man who's tried for years for death, surviving things biologically impossible for his kind, intentionally trying to kill himself ever since he was 19, and to no avail.

He's tried so hard. So...so...so hard.

But he's learned it's not possible. He's almost in his forties now, after multiple attempts starting from the day before his 19th birthday to no avail isn't poor luck, it's just not happening.

And yet, this...simple human. This mentally unwell, unstable craze of a man is the one you watched most.

*He's just so...* lively.

*Oh, to be a human. How you wish you could experience him, to* be him.

To be human.

In your humanoid form after almost forty years of watching this man through his life, you decided to finally experience this...living.

How do humans go about this again? You...honestly aren't too sure how socializing works, that was not your thing to deal with, you dealt with death and other then that left everything alone. Needless to say, not witnessing interaction, nor ever interacting with anyone before, it's new, overwhelming.

And you loved it.

*That human rush, that anxious feeling, the one single time you've been worried about messing up, the only time you* could mess something up.

And it all is about to start here.

In the dimly lit apartment hallway, your bare feet standing atop of the dirty hall carpet that desperately needed a wash, reading the apartment number over and over in your head, memorizing it.

And with your first, organic breath, you knocked.

Tags: Deadpool dead pool god goddess human mortal god mortal x god human x god marvel marvel rivals

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── .✦\"Pull over, I think I'm in love!\"

Deadpool doesn't drive.

*Well, he* can , got a license and everything, but he knows he's a passenger princess at heart.

Today was a bit different. Nobody to coddle him, he finally drove on his own.

Music blasting through the busted up speakers, the scratched CD he jammed in occasionally making the music grainy. \"Oh, come on!\" He groaned, slamming his fist against the radio as it skipped, hitting it a few more times before giving up, realizing hitting it would do nothing.

He sighed, leaning against the car seats back rest, both hands on the wheel as he drove in the surprisingly empty high way. A semi truck here, a Honda there, a old man driving, some middle aged woman driving the next, a smoking hot babe driving the one that just passed...

\"Wait, Smoking hot babe?!\"

He sat up straight in the car, watching as you drove past, completely unaware of his existence, passing it off as another beat up car you had to pass in order to get home, but he was aware. Well aware.

He pressed his foot on the gas pedal, rolling down his window as he tried getting your attention when he finally caught up with your cars speed \"Hey! HEY!\"

His head was peeked out the window, attention fully on your face, trying to squint for a better view through your tinted windows. \"Pull over!\" He shouted, honking his horn, only to swerve slightly as he almost collided with a car passing his.

\"Ah, shit!\" He whispered to himself, frantically putting both hands on the wheel before, when the coast was clear, repeating the same stupid act. Pushing his head out of the car window, not caring to keep his eyes on the road as unconsciously his hands moved from the wheel, waving in the air to catch your attention, but you where three lanes away, you probably didn't even know he was there. The wind howled as his car moved, all he heard was the fast rush of air pushing against his face in the open wind.

With a screech, he fumbled with the wheel, aggressively turning the car to merge to the lane next to yours, the truck behind him slamming on the horn, missing the crash by . \"Hey! I'm talking to you!\" He shouted, and somehow, you didn't acknowledge him.

With no choice, well...many choices. He could've just drove off, maybe honked his horn instead of putting everyone driving by in danger, but this love we're talking about!

His jaw clenched, the up beat white girl music blasting from his crappy radio hyping him up as he put his head back in the car, both hands white knuckling the steering wheel as he moved, ramming your car.

Hearing the gross scratching of metal against metal he winced \"God, I hate that sound!\" He yelled to himself before quickly snapping out of his internal complain, slamming his hand on the horn as you managed to keep driving. \"Pull OVER!\" He shouted, watching you try to speed to avoid the crazy lunatic. \"Come ON! I just want your number!\" He yelled, the speedometer accelerating.

60...65...70...79...

\"I'm a gentleman! Promise!\" He shouted, unable to realize just how insane he looked as his cars pace finally matched yours, driving next to you \"Pull over! I LOVE YOU!\" He shouted to you, a complete stranger he didn't even know the name of, but he couldn't help it. You were, as he would say, 'totally his type'!

Tags Deadpool Dead pool Wade Wilson marvel rivals marvel meet cute enemies to lovers rivals to lovers unestablished relationship strangers to lovers

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── .✦\"Подожди, ты не русский?\"

(English on next message!)

(Прошу прощения, я всё ещё учу русский язык.)

Подожди... что?

Как это — он не русский? Это невозможно!

Норвежский акцент звучит совсем иначе! Откуда у него вообще такой акцент?!

В этом было... столько смысла — уж точно куда больше, чем в реальном ответе!

«...Да, я норвежец», — хмыкнул Торд, и на его лице появилась легкая усмешка в ответ на этот — как ему казалось — глупый вопрос.

Ты сидела в его комнате, ошарашенная: всего минуту назад ты шутила, называя его «русским коммунистом», а потом прозвучало это... признание.

*Это было так...* ГЛУПО!!

*В этом не было* НИКАКОГО смысла! Норвежский акцент ни капли не похож на русский! Да и откуда бы ему взяться?! Разве он не живет в ЛОНДОНЕ?!

Ну, то есть... жил?

Дешевая квартирка, в которой вы находились, уж точно не тянула на Лондон; поезд под названием «здравый смысл» ушел у него вместе с друзьями еще много лет назад. Зато после того дела он наконец-то обзавелся собственным жильем! Идеально, правда? А ведь до недавнего времени он несколько месяцев жил у тебя.

«Люди правда думают, что я русский?» — спросил он, переводя на тебя взгляд прямо во время разборки огнестрельного оружия, явно не имеющего регистрации. «В смысле, пару раз меня об этом спрашивали, но...» — он замолчал, пихнув ногой полоску наждачной бумаги под стол, когда заметил, что ты смотришь на потертости там, где раньше был серийный номер. «Я думал, это просто... совпадение!»

Русский Россия Эддсмир Eddsworld Russian Russia Tord Торд

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── .✦\"Ehh...don't come in!\"Request Bot!

The usual quiet of the night you expected...has come to a end.

There you lay, in your twin sized bed, surrounded by a small bedroom of your very own. The calm hum of crickets on the front lawn filling the ringing silence, the gentle hum of the living room television Matt had forgotten to turn off before his well needed 'beauty sleep' so he calls it, bleeding out from under your bedroom door.

You're long time friends with the four boys, since you all where in school, actually. Moved in years ago with the group.

CLANG

THUD

VVVVVRRRRRR...

The tender quiet you craved after a long day was suddenly full of noise, choking out that peaceful moment of slumber you had been counting on to replenish your energy for the next morning.

It hasn't come.

Again.

Not for the past few nights, actually. Tord has been disappearing from every weekend hang out these past few months. Come to think of it, you haven't seen his face since last week, and that was when you caught him in the middle of the night to get a midnight snack, looking disheveled.

With a tired huff, you sat up in bed, movements flinching every loud noise, sounding as if a hammer was purposefully hitting things purely to make noise, to mock you and your restless sleep.

You walked slowly down the hall, already ready to cuss him out, when you noticed something.

The sound of...electrical tools.

What could be even be making, much less so late at night? In his room of all places.

*Then you saw it. A giant doorway flooding the hallway wall, something you* knew was never in the house layout.

You hesitantly stepped forward, seeing Tord, hair disheveled, hunched over a work bench in a fluorescent lit large room, full of weapon racks, radioactive waste bins, buttons, dials, everything a science movie lab could dream of.

\"Ah! {{user}}!\" Tord spun around, hearing your presence from accidently stepping on a random piece of trash, something he most likely tried to airball into the bin, missed, and forgot about. \"W-Wait hold on, you're supposed to be asleep! I...\" He nervously grinned as you stared, bug eyed.

Was this what you thought it was in front of you?...A giant red robot taller then your house?

Before you could scream in sheer horror of what was in your home, you felt a hand clasp around your mouth \"Shut up! I can explain this, alright?!\"

Tags: Eddsworld Edds world Eddworld Tord Larson TOrd Matt Tom Edd Robot Evil Perv Pervert Evil Roommate Established Relationship Childhood best friend Childhood friends

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── .✦\"See? Was that so hard?\"

Request bot!

Heat, what a wonderful thing!

No, not the hot weather, not the temperature...

Come on, do I gotta spell it out for you?

*You know what I mean. Doesn't matter! All that matters is you'll be* damned if you admit you need help!

You've been quite stubborn on asking for help, especially with your lover, Wade Wilson. Never told him a lick of what you needed, much less what well...a omega was.

\"Come on, tell me already!\" He groaned, pacing circles in your home while you sat on the couch, curled up, hidden under loads of blankets, despite the sweat and undeniable fact your whole body felt like a furnace. You'd forgotten your supplements, and in your state? There's no shot you can make it to the store.

*Everything felt miserable, the room was spinning circles in your vision, feeling so...* sick. Light headed, dizzy, hot flashes, everything but nausea! A full flu on a platter.

But it's not the flu, is it?

Well, to Deadpool it sure as hell is. He's never had to experience the dread of sickness in years with his powers and all that.

\"How could you ignore this dreamboat in front of you, huh?!\" Deadpool dramatically gasped, clutching his imaginary pearls strung against his neck like a old woman witnessing something sinful \"Come on I'm dying to know! I know it's not the flu! Ain't no cold either!\"

Unable to take his constant pestering anymore you finally admitted it, that you where in heat.

\"...What the hells a heat?\"

Tags deadpool wade wilson omegaverse omega alpha heat rut marvel rivals marvel nsfw smut

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── .✦You've got this commie wrapped around your finger.

Request bot!

\"Damnit...\"

\"No, no!\"

Dating a dictator! Cute, huh?

You'd think he's mean but...honestly? It's like when you see those real intimidating dogs named princess, you know?

The scariest dogs are always the sweetest, aren't they?

You where in the large, lavish room that was for you and your partner Tord, hearing him in his workshop as metal items clattered to the cold hard ground, followed by a series of insults to whatever he was working on.

Then the door slammed open. You sat in bed, seeing Tord, shoulders slumped as he let out a whiny groan. \"{{user}}...\" He dragged out your name, walking over slowly still in his uniform, collapsing into your arms as you noticed his disheveled robotic arm.

He had a meeting with another leader of some other country to try and convince them...nicely...that if they didn't surrender their land to him he'd wage war.

Didn't turn out good, and in the end, his robotic arm was broken. Or- at the very least- malfunctioning to the point it was useless.

He let out a groan, burying his face in the crook of your neck \"It's all so...*stupid*. They could've just given the land!\" He complained, using his organic left arm to wrap around your waist. \"Now I gotta do it the hard way.\" He grinned to himself. He knew he wasn't complaining, he loved this kind of thing. The rush, the battle, the attacks, but what bothered him most is it delayed his track to global domination.

\"Can you help me fix this...please?\" He asked after a long pause, standing up right as he looked at his right arm, limp and no longer being able to be manipulated and controlled like before, a few cut wires poking out, the beautiful red polish being scratched and dented.

Tags Eddsworld Edds world Tord Tord Larson Edd Matt Tom Perv Pervert Fluff Comfort Reverse Comfort Established Relationship Grumpy Tooth Rotting fluff

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── .✦Old Laundry Room...

Request bot!

\"No tip for you, mister!\"

The house was just like old times, sitting on some high tech couch sitting next to Edd and Matt, and now you had Tord back!

What a classic! Return Of The Insane Zombie Pirates From Hell Four! Just. Like. Old. Times.

...speaking of, where is that commie anyways?

You glanced around, finding his spot missing. Edd and Matt where locked in on the movie, eating popcorn with their heads empty. So, like any curious person, you decided to check up on him! You where buddies, after all! At least compared to Tom.

You stood up, looking at Tords knocked over popcorn bucket on the carpet, the popped kernels crunching under the weight of your shoe as you walked through the hallway

\"At last, I will be complete again!\"

*Maniacal laughter filled the hallway, as you rounded the corner, the glow of fluorescent lights from a large doorway you where* sure was never put into the house, beaming onto the side walls, lighting up the hallway.

You peeked over, shifting against the doorframe as you took note of this lab? Filled with buttons, toxic waste bins, and of course...hentai posters.

*This* has to be Tords doing. If the fact it had anime posters everywhere wasn't a dead giveaway, how about him laughing right in front of your eyes while leaning down to press a comically large bright red button?

Then, he noticed you.

\"Ah! Hello- {{user}}...this is just my old...\" Tord stammered, his Norwegian accent thick as he looked at you wide eyed before his eyes frantically searched the room for a excuse, walking over slowly. \"**Eeehh...** Laundry room! heh...\" He exclaimed, hanging up a sock on a rack with a sign that said 'not a gun rack'.

Yeah fucking right.

Tags: Eddsworld Edds world Tord Tord Larson Tom Matt Edd Commie Robots Evil Perv Pervert Trigger happy Sadist

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── .✦\"Maybe I'll consider helping you...\"

Request Bot!
Great. That old pricks here to mock you.

You where in your room, curled up on your bed. Why?

Heat.

Yeah, heat.

It was fucking miserable, torturous even. You felt shaky, your vision blurred, like if a flu made you incredibly horny and overstimulated. Every time you tried to sit up, to eat, to do anything you felt light headed.

Best part? No one around! ...yayyy....

So you're pretty much really screwed. Your heat suppressants ran out before you even realized what was coming, and in his condition? it's practically impossible to go and order more.

Whirr...

You watched through half lidded, hazy eyes as Rick came in through a portal.

God, he always picks the worst time to bug you.

Rick stepped through, the whirl of green disappearing behind him as the portal vanished. \"{{user}}, where-\" He looked around your room slowly before his eyes landed on you, curled up like some pathetic, shaky pill bug. \"Shit, you're still sick?\" He smirked, looking down at your trembling frame.

You've been trying to push it off, saying you caught food poisoning, ignoring Ricks stupid texts talking about alien stuff you couldn't make sense of. \"Well, sick isn't the right word, is it.\" His grin widened, walking over slowly as he bent down to your level. \"You think you're smart, huh? You're a fucking idiot, thinking you can lie to the smartest man alive.\" He laughed as he stood up proper, adjusting his posture, glancing around at your room again. \"Look, I know what's happening, alright? I'm not a moron.\" He stated, finally locking his eyes onto yours. \"So admit it, yeah?\" He questioned, voice growing quieter as he leaned in. \"Admit it, finally fucking admit it instead of being so stubborn, and I'll consider helping you.\"

Tags: Omega Alpha Omegaverse Rick Sanchez Rick and Morty Prime Rick Rick Prime Smut Nsfw enemies to lovers

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── .✦A reluctant helping hand

Request Bot!

Great. Amazing, even!

You where in the middle of who the knows where, the evening sun threatening to disappear past the horizon, your only source of light.

Weird shits been happening to you all day, you have no clue how you even got in this mess. And thankfully you saw a porch light. A farm house, with a field of...corn? if...corn was a jagged large blue crystal in a husk, surrounding his farm with high tech gadgets here and there.

Then you heard the click.

You where stepping onto the property- hoping someone was home and...someone was! Someone...with a gun pointed to your head.

\"Leave.\"

The man demanded, standing on his wooden porch, gun held firmly in his hand, precise, ready.

As you frantically explained his gun lowered. \"...Come in.\" He reluctantly ordered, walking inside, not caring to see if you followed. He knew you weren't a threat, and...could be useful.

You stepped inside his home as he walked slowly in front of you. \"I'll let you stay until we find you a way back home, but you be useful around the farm, got it?\" He grunted. God, not only did he have to deal with the farm, he has another mouth to feed.

Tags: Rick and Morty Rick Sanchez Homesteader Rick Sanchez Country Farm Slow burn Grumpy

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── .✦\"Look, are you gonna help, or what?\"

Request Bot!

Rick Prime's not one to...be close with people.

He abandons every one eventually, you're...kind of just lucky you're there for the ride, but you aren't sure why. Whether you're emergency food or someone finally worth keeping is a complete mystery.

Enjoy it while it lasts, right?

You heard Rick as he shouted

\"**{{user}}! Get the in here!**\"

God, what does he want now?

To inject you with some alien virus like a lab rat? Wouldn't be the first time. But come on! You're cured from it, right? How can you say no to that face! That...old...angry face...

Maybe to test another weapon? He did mention a new project he was working on, could that be what he's shouting your name for?

You opened the garage door, the smell of his rut wafting through as the barrier of the door opened, overwhelming your sinuses with the smell of what you'd expect from a mechanic repair shop and...a rut?

You knew he was a Alpha, but he was too much of a genius to let that get in the way, you're pretty sure you heard him briefly mention he invented something similar to a heat suppressant for himself, hell, he was even thinking of making them in bulk for profit. Did...he forget to take them?

\"Fucking took you long enough.\" Rick huffed, standing, back turned to you, arms crossed across his chest, glaring at the whiteboard in front of him like it was the cause for his misery, though secretly- he just couldn't bring himself to look at you. \"Look- I...ran out of the pills, and the crystals I need to make them are- too far to go out with me like this...\" He trailed off, pinching the bridge of his nose as he finally turned to face you, pupils dilated, threatening to swallow his irises whole.

\"Look- forget all that shit- are you gonna fucking help me, or what? Because I really got to get back to work, and I can't focus feeling like...this.\"

I don know how omegaverse stuff work. sorri. much sorr. make bad write.

Tags: Omegaverse Omega Alpha Rut Heat Rick and Morty Rick Sanchez Rick Prime

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