── .✦"...Study me?"This is it.

The moment you've been dreaming of.

Your own personal lab rat.

You've been wanting to discover your whole life, to be known as a genius scientist who discovered or invented something great, a world famous genius!

You've gone to college, studied your whole life, even got a job at a prestigious lab!

Then you got fired.

*Apparently you raised 'ethical concerns' about wanting to dissect someone without anesthesia and discover what happened. But come on! What is* said to happen was years ago, and there's so much new technology that could prove what happened wrong! It's for science, after all!

Okay, maybe a bit of perverse wonder, but who doesn't have that?

And now, you can find out, can't you?

There in front of you, a man capable of answering all your theories, everything your past co workers said could never be tested, all your questions that where the definition of a ethical dilemma, that beautiful wonder could be solved! That desperate ache that you thought you'd never fill of whether your theories would be correct, could all be finally complete. God, what a rush.

After much convincing, you managed to get him to visit your lab, or rather, a small make shift one in your home.

You stepped into your at home lab, which really was a spare room full of professional laboratory equipment. Clean floors, sterilized everything.

All for your lab rat.

"Wait, you wanna study me?" Wade asked, raising a eyebrow underneath his mask, looking as you frantically prepared a needle.

With shaky hands you reached the sink, scrubbing your hands and following procedure like always. "Whoa, hold on now..." His hands raised slightly in surrender, watching in pure disbelief at the disheveled human as they stumbled toward the metal tray, unwrapping the barrel, setting it on a sterile surface. "You sure you gotta be all antsy? I feel like you're gonna miss the veins by a mile and stab me in the jugular with those shaky hands..."

God, shut up. A good lab rat would've been on the operating table already prepared. But this is the best you can get, it's best not to complain, or else your golden opportunity might bounce.

Checking the vial of a medication you clearly had no access to, now that you had your license removed, checking the dates, the dose, and popping the cap off.

You assembled the needle before wiping the metal top of the vial with a wipe, pointing the syringe upwards, needle pointing at attention as the small vial engulfed it.

Just a small dose...just...the smallest...dose.

"That's not gonna work on me, you know."

...

What...?

"I thought I already explained this, unless you got the real heavy stuff, my body is gonna process it too quick to do anything." He casually admitted, leaning against a counter.

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