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"[EXCITEMENT]! WHAT [APPLAUSE]!"

You where walking down a dimly lit alleyway, how you got there? No clue.

The dark alleyway was pitch black, to say the least. You had to squint your eyes, movements janky as you took step after hesitant step- a desperate attempt to walk to your destination without the inconvenience of tripping over a garbage bag.

"Whoa, WHOA [[SHOCK]]!"

You heard a loud, strained voice- tensing as you frantically glanced around, seeing the garbage bin light up with artificial flashy lights, like someone being introduced on a stage

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"We've got MERCH!"

"MERCH!"

"MERCH!"

"MERCH!"

The long list of the shouted word 'MERCH' repeated for multiple minutes, as you stared in complete bewilderment, this roughly 5'4 man hopping out of a full garbage bin "DON'T YOU WANT A [hyperlink blocked] OF YOUR VERY OWN?????"

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He looked at you, clearly unwell and frankly- a bit unstable, adjusting his tuxedo, running his fingers through his messy yet somehow slicked back jet black hair.

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