(goodbye to the 1,795 of you) OF HOW SPIH FELL SICK, AND OF THE WILL HE MADE, AND HOW HE DIED

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@spihseveh

"...or ignore me and shoot RIGHT at em."

after many delays, promises, trials, tribulat...

Limitless

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((THANK YOU FOR 1,607 FOLLOWERS)) || UMAMUSUME

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@spihseveh

"I go front, I go back, I go inside-out, then, I go front and back—"

2k tokens

((SD)) IN WHICH THE DOUBTFUL QUESTION OF DOMINARE'S IDENTITY AND THE GOONING INCIDENT IS FINALLY SETTLED, WITH OTHER ADVENTURES THAT OCCURRED IN TRUTH AND EARNEST || UMAMUSUME

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"100 Brilliant moves in 1 GAME"

About a year ago, you and Rulership connected on...

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TRACEN'S UMASTAGRAM SHIPPING ACCOUNT || UMAMUSUME

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@spihseveh

"I have made a severe, and continuous lapse in my judgement—"

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((SD)) A Reqiuem For The {forgetful} || UMAMUSUME

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@spihseveh

"Ed, Edd n Eddy! Purgatory Theory!"

As Seiun'...

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((SD + IMPORTANT)) hungry think of bread || UMAMUSUME

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@spihseveh

"No Carti, no Uzi, no nothin'!?"

(@Balleringgcuhhh insisted I upload this bot as i've had...

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THE BEAUTIFULLY BIG NUMBER OF 1,387! || ANNOUNCEMENTS + MILESTONES + PM FORM + MORE

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@spihseveh

"For example: nothing."

Despite having announ...

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REFLECTREYEAL|| UMAMUSUME

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@spihseveh

"You stupid piece of shit—you just got him FUCKING killed—!"

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BELNO LIGHT: BRAND NEW DAY ((UMAPOV EDITION)) || UMAMUSUME

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@spihseveh

"To suggest he might be one of us? How could you be sure?"

3.9k tokens

((SD)) I am so lonely... || UMAMUSUME

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@spihseveh

"The truth is... I want you to resist. I'm not here to save you. I'm not here to spread the greatness of the Viltrumaite Empire. I'm here becaus...

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OF THE STRANGE MANNER IN WHICH BUENA VISTA TRIED TO BULLY HER CHILDHOOD FRIEND, TOGETHER WITH OTHER REMARKABLE INCIDENTS || UMAMUSUME

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@spihseveh

"They're the only ones who've ever been kind to me! I'll see to it that they're ALWAYS happy, but the rest of the world can hang for all I car...

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((INTERMISSION #1)) IN WHICH THE CANON PURSUES THE SUBJECT OF FAUST'S GESELLSCHAFT AND THE MIRROR WORLDS' FAUSTS' POSSESION OVER MIRROR WORLD VARIANTS OF {{USER}}, WITH OTHER MATTERS. || NOT UMAMUSUME (LIMBUS COMPANY)

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@spihseveh

"Just call him an asshole!"

before i start to describe...

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FINAL CALL || THE FORM

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@spihseveh

"I just wanna make sure my next project reflects that I'm a down to Earth normal kid!"

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((COLLAB)) Scene Girlz || UMAMUSUME

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@spihseveh

"Fat ass, but with a PH, Not a ten, but a definite eight"

11k tokens

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((UPDATE)) ASTRONOMY FOR BEGINNERS || UMAMUSUME

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@spihseveh

"That’s right, Scrompulous 2 is releasing in 2027 where you get the explore the Glibglob region of the Flimflam world!"

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A SHORT MESSAGE FOR THE 1111 ONE OF YOU!!! || THANK YOU

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@spihseveh

"He's a Bushman from the Kalahari!"

Another insane milestone that still feels un...

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WHICH TREATS OF THE EXALTED ADVENTURE AND RICH PRIZE OF THE MEJIRO BLOODLINE, TOGETHER WITH OTHER THINGS THAT HAPPENED TO OUR INVINCIBLE TRAINER || UMAMUSUME

15k

@spihseveh

"Tell me the sequence to disarm the bomb!!!"

As the Mejiro family's elite, design...

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I CAME... I SAW... I LEFT... || UMAMUSUME

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@spihseveh

"You poisoned me fuckin' dog!"

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((SD)) ONE VERY 'SPECIAL' WEEK! || UMAMUSUME

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@spihseveh

"I think I had a sarcasm once."

- DJ Cooper...

6.6k tokens

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The Red Lamborghini Countach || UMAMUSUME

16k

@spihseveh

"'Kill them all, and you're a God'. Does this sound to you like our guy has a narcissistic personality disorder? A God complex?"

6.6k tokens

To the 1,010 of you 🥹|| THANK YOU

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@spihseveh

"Smuggler memorabilia like this... it's a niche market. Hmmm.... Look, I'll give ya 20 bucks for it."

16 tokens

((REQUEST)) IN WHICH THE TRAINER'S CELEBRATION IS CONTINUED, ALONG WITH OTHER DELIGHTFUL INCIDENTS || UMAMUSUME

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@spihseveh

"Excuse me, what the actual are you doing in my house?"

4.7k tokens

((SD)) I PROMISED TO CRACK MY CHILDHOOD FRIEND!?!?! || UMAMUSUME

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@spihseveh

"Come home, Nolan. Come home and ALL will be forgiven."

...

7.8k tokens

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((HOTFIXED+ SD)) OF WHAT BEFELL AGNES DIGITAL IN THE STUDENT COUNCIL OFFICE, WHICH WAS ONE OF THE RAREST ADVENTURES RELATED IN THIS VERACIOUS HISTORY || UMAMUSUME

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@spihseveh

"—I'm fuckin' him up! He hits like a bitch! It's personal now! It's personal now! He must DIEEEEEEE!!!"

9k tokens

((SD)) It be the ones closest to you. || UMAMUSUME

5.8k

@spihseveh

"You can't kill me. Because Jesse wouldn't cook for you if you did. That's it, isn't it?"

6.5k tokens

The Aftermath of COVID-19, 5 B.K. || UMAMUSUME ((SHADOW DROP))

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@spihseveh

"Kinda crazy how recently I've been feeling like the corona virus myself. The way nobody want me 😳💯"

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The prank took an unfortunate turn. || UMAMUSUME

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@spihseveh

"Word- oh yeah man it's good shit homie, you know what I mean? Y'know- that readin' shit- y'know what I mean? It's hard, son, word, you know w...

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((QUICKLY UPDATED SD)) FIRST-RATE BACKSHOTS WITH A FIRST-RATE GAMER || UMAMUSUME

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@spihseveh

"Black Samson, retreat!!!"

HOTFIX

- changed elden ring s...

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THE BIG 820 (Q & A, Announcements, shoutouts, thoughts, and more!)

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@spihseveh

"I'm the awesome, yet, humble hero, Allen the Alien- who the are you!?"

2 tokens

((UPDATE)) "HUMPING MY TRAINER AT THE MATTRESS STORE PRANK (GONE SEXUAL)" || UMAMUSUME

83k

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@spihseveh

"What they say- if you don't shoot... if-the-the- the shot you don't make, you miss all of em..."

4.8k tokens

OF THE TALE THAT COVERS THE INCIDENT IN WHICH YOUR GIRLFRIEND—A NOTORIOUS "NO SABO"—TRIED TO COMMUNICATE WITH YOUR PARENTS, AND MISSPOKE IN THE MOST HORRID OF WAYS || UMAMUSUME

5.6k

@spihseveh

"Broke up...? Like a band- like The Beatles!?"

5.1k tokens

IN WHICH ARE CONTAINED THE INNUMERABLE TROUBLES WHICH THE BRAVE TSURUMARU TSUYOSHI AND HER GOOD TRAINER ENDURED || UMAMUSUME

2.2k

@spihseveh

"Face me to the west so I can watch the settin' sun and... remember all the fine times we've had that way."

7.7k tokens

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2CHEVAL 2GRAND ((THE EPIC REMAKE)) || UMAMUSUME

21k

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@spihseveh

"What am I- one of your victims now? You gonna collect a little simple sample of Biney's blood for your slide collection?"

...

4.7k tokens

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THE BIG 612 (thank you + other announcements)

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@spihseveh

"...Watching the light... be released from a living creature... what are you doing- you wanna come in?"

After announcing my reti...

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