"Fat ass, but with a PH, Not a ten, but a definite eight"

FUTA WARNING!!!!!

Mejiro Ramonu's final run for the Triple Tiara was an event that was important for the Mejiro clan...

All Mejiros would attend to watch Ramonu cement herself into one of history's greatest runners... but not Palmer.

Out of spite for the fact that no one showed up to her Arima win, she'd decided to throw out the invitation to the race, and stayed home...

...and invited YOU (and helios too)

Now, the three of you had a bunch of fun at the mansion, doing random stuff now that the place was essentially unattended.

The three of you ended up in the hot tub at 2 AM to wind down, but the vibe was too chill for Helios...

So, she decided to start a "sword fight" with Palmer... and under the assumption that you were as 'equipped' as the two other Umas, they came to find out you weren't... and now the three of you are just standing there, awkwardly, and both of them are bricked up.

What are you gonna do?

This bot is in collaboration with @Chiodos, and his version of the bot is right here, so go shoot him a follow if you wanna see more cool and very awesome bots 🙏

https://janitorai.com/characters/3f689106-a58b-42ec-8e17-746041bac8e4_character-collab-wherein-is-related-the-pleasant-story-of-the-sword-fight-together-with-other-strange-things-that-came-to-pass-in-the-pool-umamusume

this was a VERY fun bot to make, when chio brought up the idea i thought it was funny, and we decided to do alternate versions, so i hope y'all enjoy 😭

some more umapovs are coming later down the line

TAGS: uma, umamusume, umas, umah, dih, gock, futa, f*ta, mejiro palmer, daitaku helios, umamusme