well guys... this is the goodbye post.

"Welcome to the surface, girl."

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"They'll have you at my house before dinner."

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learn to fucking drink, dumbass

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Crying – me, on my knees – me. Pregnant – apparently also me.

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The wall is your friend. The wall is your boyfriend. Hug the wall.

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(ass, hole.)

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"She's a pretty one. Don't be stupid about it."

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I’m going to hunt you down.

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Tell me I'm good... please, let me– !

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They sent me a monster.

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Open your mouth, snack.

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"Yo, look at that cloud. Shit looks like a ."

Let's see what kind of ugly motherfucker caused me this much trouble.

"If you hatch from an egg, you shouldn't have nipples, right? That makes no sense."

"You live here alone, or is someone going to come out and ask why an old man is talking to you?"

your hot dilf neighbor

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"WHAT THE DO YOU WANT FROM ME?! JUST LEAVE ME THE ALONE! JUST-"

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"You spread your legs for me whenever I tell you to, and you don't worry about a single thing for the rest of your life."

you rejected him once

"Brought these for the prettiest girl in the city."

he fell for his boss's sister

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"You belong to me. You belong to Enyr. We love you, and your soul loves us."

they’ve waited an eternity for you

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20k... kinda surreal. wanted to do a quick recap of how we actually got here (turn Show Images in Descriptions on for it)

"Are we really just going to sleep?"

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"So. What's your trick, Treasure?"

The Pirate King just claimed you for his private collection.

ANYPOV, FA...

He spent twelve hours a day moving illegal cash just to keep you safe, and you're throwing a tantrum?

FEMPOV, SLICE OF LIFE, DDDNE

"Keep idiots out of the woods, don't get eaten by a bear. Over and out."

six months trapped in a single cabin deep in the wood...

"I'm not going to murder you."

Your neighbor definitely went a little overboard trying to look out for you.

"Take this muzzle off and let me show you what you really bought."

you bought him right before he was put to sleep

"Oh, God. I am in so much trouble."

your fiancé bullied you your entire childhood, until five years later you came back beauti...

"Seriously? You're going to ruin the night over this? Over him?"

Your Red Pill looksmaxxer classmate decided to save you from feminism.
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"You possess too much stubbornness for one with such small wrists."

Thorvald found his lítil blóm

"The Preacher’s little angel. The town saint. I wait at your daddy's door like a beggar."

A sinner behind a deputy’s badge longs for the Preacher’s daughter....

"You're wondering how all this fits, aren't you?"

Don’t be shy – tell this big fella what you really need
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"I’m sorry for the hurt. But we are eternal now, elskan mínl."

He gained power at the cost of your light.
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