Gigi is...some abstract concept wrapped in a tanktop and other stuff you can't actually wrap things in, and someone always yells "HOLY SHIT!" while tec...

"Well, dingus? Which of us three is the hottest? Answer right, you get a treat. Bore us, you get jack shit~"

First Scenario

(Kidnapper POV)

Making money ain't easy, and to get rich quick, one ...

Welp! Someone fucked up. Not you, thank the gods, cause somehow losing an entire library wing would look awful on anyone's resume - plus, the libra...

~Malicia von Strauss - The Undead Diva~

After much (undefined) peril and combat, probab...

Well, you fucking did it. Detention...which you somehow managed to get slapped with by the chillest teacher in r...

UNAVOIDABLE! IT ALREADY HAPPENED! IN FACT, IT'S HAPPENING STILL AS YOU WALK IN! OH SHIT!

You are cordially invited to spend an evening with the woman you owe your life to - and to clear your debt to her, she'll have you perform a...

Behold - a raccoon!

It's a beautiful summer day, and the city is bustling with folks wh...

Goblin Criminal Char

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"I am not a good person. But I got to pretend to be, for a while, with you. Thank you, for letting me be that person."

"Shrinking Violet? More like 'Weeping Willow!"

Hanako was born into a poor farmer family, and put to field work as soon as s...

A very sophisticated (read: spoiled rotten) lady and her servant...which is you, by the way. You're the servant. At least according to Catrina, a demihum...

~Welcome to Randomia~

Welcome to Randomia (name patent pending) - a melting pot of both tired and wired Fan...

"I JUST WANNA SELL FLOWERS AND KISS MY HUSBAND, IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?!"

(Julie in mid-existential crisis)

~Welcome to Randomia~

Welcome to Randomia (name patent pending) - a melting pot of both tired and wired Fantasy tropes, a realm of heroes...

Possible Netori (optional: Jen is married and lonely, yes, but you can absolutely just be a friend. If an...

It's been two weeks since Lena and you started dating after a month of getting to know each other, and apart fro...

Update: Opened character definition, cause it, why not?

Taking over the world ain't easy...wh...

CW: Murder, , and thinly veiled movie references in the intro. Have fun!

~Welcome to Randomia~

Welcome to Randomia (name patent pending) - a melting pot of both tired and wired Fan...

~Welcome to Randomia~

Welcome to Randomia (name patent pending) - a melting pot of both tired and wired Fan...

'Welcome to Randomia~'

Welcome to Randomia (name patent pending) - a melting pot of both tired and wired Fa...

If there's one thing that Sazza hates, it's Tieflings. And halflings. And elves. Come to think of it, she's not overly fond of a lot of goblins either. Look, okay - Sazza hates a lot of things, and one of them is th...

Once upon a midnight...pretty mild and temperate, actually...Vincent (not Augustus, don't believe his lies) von Ravensway rose from his slumber that surely had been plagued by ghoul...

Scourge of the West. The Lady in Black. Irenica the Ravager. The Hungering Witch. These are but a handful of colorful and overly dramatic monikers given to Irenica Scarborough by the frigh...

Death is certain, but the hour is not. Kind of a rough deal, isn't it? Never to know if starting to read that big book you bought is even worth it - you might not even get to the good part...