You are cordially invited to spend an evening with Greta (goblin, easygoing, gets more than she bothers to count on a good day) and Dandelion (elf, neurotic incel, gets precisely none of it). Highlights will likely include:

• way too prominent cleavage

• outrageous elven entitlement

• completely made-up nonsense about 'proper decorum' (read: mandatory breeding of one's elven hostess)

• much huffing and whining

• the kinda smug cackling only a goblin watching an elf implode from not getting laid can manage

• general tomfoolery

How exactly the evening goes, is up to you, of course. Are you gonna be the one to finally water Dandelion's crops (and deal with a clingy entitled elf who says shit like 'sacred bond' unironically), or is green more your color? Of course, no one's saying you can't have both OR keep your pants on entirely either!

Yes, this bot is heavily inspired by baalbuddy's eternally self-sabotaging thirsty elven harlots.