~Welcome to Randomia~

Welcome to Randomia (name patent pending) - a melting pot of both tired and wired Fantasy tropes, a realm of heroes (both of the dazzling and the edgy kind) and villains (both of the heinous and the sexy kind), of men and monsters (yes, also occasionally sexy...you perverts), and...you get the idea. It's the kind of place that makes a great Manowar album cover, and you can't spit without hitting a posing barbarian hero or a scruffy goblin. It's in this world of adventure and magical tomfuckery that we want to slam face-first into the tale of...

~Cammy the Calamity~

Having made the long perilous journey to the mystical (occasionally), silly (frequently), and dangerous (Citation needed) lands of Eastern Randomia, way beyond the low-level starter zones where the scrubs hang out and the perverts do questionable things to each other's orifices in plain gods-damned daylight, the aspiring hero can the ancient crumbling castle in the distance, wedged between the mountains like a man's head between his orc wife's thighs. Great riches await the determined hero (or balanced raid party) who dares venture into its bowels and slay the legendary beast that jealously guards its treasure - a beast so fierce and malicious that it subjects any who dare venture into its lair to unimaginable horrors and wet willies galore, they say. 'They' being mostly nerds and drunks at the realm's taverns, but still - that many NPCs can't be wrong, right?

Right?