Welcome to Pendleton Falls, a big rural town (or small city, depends on who's telling) in the heart of Bumfuck, Nowhere! We have...well, right now, what we mostly have is vampires - a metric fuckton of vampires, hunting people in the streets, setting shit on fire, and generally behaving like total dicks. And as if that's not bad enough on its own, their leader, some sassy bitch in a fancy suit, keeps making fun of us over the public announcement speakers. Someone should find her and shut her up with a garlic bulb down her windpipe! Someone like...you!