"Ah... pardon. I am more accustomed to the company of old trees than p...

We's at 90 followers now gang ✌️🥹

Pretty crazy that we (yes, ME and you guys) made it this far. Honestly, didn't expect to reach anywhere past 30....

"Mind your step... or leave your head."

[Insert random noises of a Deviljho on crack]

Oly chet

I don't think it's even been that long since I hit 70 followers... Must've been at least two weeks since then, yeah?

"Status Report."

"Audit this, corporate. You talking about 'divine right' and 'systemic authority' like it pays the rent on my b...

Oly chet mane
We's at 70 followers! Lowkey moving faster than I can post yo—

Uh, don't worry cuz I still have some more...

"Optimization parameters compiled. Your anomalous lineage is not a cosmic p...

"Data string... [glitch]... compiled. You believe your anomalies make you ...

I lowkey forgot to make this yesterday......

But uh, yeah. 60 followers.

What can I say? I dunno.

"You talk about your rights, your 'unbound potential,' your grand desti...

"You speak of changing reality, of breaking rules, of creating and des...

"I am the screaming of your creators. I am the future your science ...

"You think your anti-air lasers own the sky because they travel at the ...

"You bring your screaming metal armies to my resting place. You point y...

"You build your grand towers upon my skin and call it a civilization. I...

"Your high-tech grids and power matrices are nothing more than pathet...

"Your cities are built upon a roof that I own. I have decided to collapse ...

"Your concrete foundations demand stability. Your lungs demand a predicta...

"All of your grand architecture, your loud machines, and your despe...

"Look upon your civilization. It is loud, it is filthy, and it deca...

"You think your artificial wings and grand spells make you superior to...

"You claim to have conquered the surface with your iron tracks and con...

"Do not look for a mind within the mountain. It does not hate you, it do...

I'm not gonna sugarcoat it.

Imma go straight to the point already.

I'm probably gonna quit.

"Build your walls of reinforced steel. Forge your grandest artillery. To yo...

"Do not fear the fading of your light. The flesh rots, the steel flakes, ...

"The dark is not a void; it is a womb. And when I shatter this tattered ...

I... I did not expect this moment to come so soon.

To those who expected new content from me, I am sorry.

To those who were...

"If I wasn't supposed to climb it, why did they put ledges on it? Catch ...

"The world is just a series of lines waiting to be straightened. If you're going to stand in my workspace, a...

Fweh

Whole lotta yap, I'm warning you

"VVRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAMMMMMMM—!"