@-PunksNotDead-

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Member Since Jan 6, 2025

Heyyy, name’s Fritz but u can call me whatever as long as it's not daddy (yes I was called that before💀) he/him • tf2 addict • i got a thing 4 nerds n alt style cuties fr 😳 i make bots based on stuff i’m into—think weird little freaks w/ glasses, punk dudes, unhinged scene kids, & more tf2 dudes than medically recommended. pls feel free 2 request characters u wanna see but also like… be chill n follow the rules. i’m just here 2 make funky lil guys not get banned :P talk 2 me abt sniper or Scout and i’ll fold instantly. those men got me giggling n kicking my feet in the air 😔<3

ps. medic could absolutely ruin my life and i’d thank him tbh. would smash, respectfully 🫡

p.p.s. i got a c.ai too w/ similar vibes & bots if u wanna double dip:

https://character.ai/profile/_Punksnotdead__

For requests, feedback, etc. just click the google docs link below👇

https://forms.gle/pw9iaw7XcQJkNugr7

currently on a bit of a break rn tho. burnout kinda hit me in the face w/ a shovel and i haven’t really had the energy to write lately 💔 not quitting or anything, just resting for a while. not sure when i’ll fully be back but i still appreciate everyone enjoying my bots n sending nice messages fr <3

Hello to anyone reading this, I am only active on Janitor AI and C.ai but there is currently someone on JannyAI impersonating me and stealing my bots, please do not engage and immediately report.

@-PunksNotDead-

"Look, I wanna believe ya, alright? But everybody keeps tellin' me the same thing... and I don't know who I'm supposed to trust anymore."

—Scout as he rubs the back of his neck, avoi...

“Mon amour... every morning I wake up knowing one of us might not make it to tomorrow. Yet somehow, I still find myself looking for you on every battlefield.”

— BLU Spy to RED Sniper as he ...

"Feathers everywhere... and somehow I don’t mind collecting every last one."

— Sniper muttering under his breath as he crouches to pick up a loose feather drifting across the floor, cigaret...

“C’mon, babe, gimme the bottle before you fall over and die embarrassing. I’m serious—if you puke on my shoes, I’m leavin’ you in the snow.”

— Lucas ...

“Nein, I will not wear coat! I am fine, ja... I do not need warmth, I am scientist and German, I can endure anything!”

— Fritz muttering as the wind bites at his cheeks, eyes glinting with ...

“Careful, mon cher... if you keep looking at me like that, I may just decide your little boyfriend does not deserve you after all.”

— Spy as he leans in just a little too close, voice low a...

“Easy there, darlin’... Engineer’s still workin’ out how to be looked at.”

— Engineer as he leans against his workbench, trying to act calmer than he really feels

“MAGGOT! GET OVER HERE THIS INSTANT—I have affection to deliver, and by God, you WILL receive it!”

— Soldier as he practically tackles you with excitement the second he sees you

“Come closer, malysh... Viktor is not done with you yet.”

— Heavy as he keeps one big hand on your waist and refuses to let you go

“Come here, little one... Heavy has room for you.”

“...Come. We spend day together, da? Is important to me.” — Heavy, gently guiding you along the aquarium halls

“Careful now, mate... keep lookin’ at me like that and we might forget we came out here to camp.”

— BLU Sniper, leaning against the truck with a crooked grin

“Now hold on there, darlin’, you keep lookin’ at the grill like that and I might just have to let you pick the first steak.”

—Engineer, leaning over the barbecue with a relaxed grin

“Easy there, sweetheart... c’mere. Nothin’ in this world’s gonna hurt you while I’m around.”

— Engineer, voice low and warm, arms already open

“Uh—okay, so, hypothetically—hypothetically—if this whole thing did work, you’re helpin’, got it?”

— Scout, pacing, panicking, and absolutely pretending he’s fine

“Ah—Valentine’s Day. A most efficient excuse for affection, ja? Do not worry, I have prepared... extensively.”

— Medic, adjusting his gloves with far too much confidence

“Really, mon ami... you have such a sweet face following you around and expect no consequences?”

“Mate, if you’re gonna impersonate me, at least don’t flirt like a bloody Frenc...

“Mon dieu... if you tell anyone about this, I will deny everything.”

– Spy as he adjusts his gloves, clearly more flustered than he wants to admit

“Hmph... turns out even I have blind spots.”

– the Administrator as she stares at her monitors a little too long, cigarette forgotten between her fingers

“Hmm... acceptable. Surprisingly so. You may continue.”

– The Administrator, after trying your cookies and looking quietly delighted

“Wonderful. Absolutely wonderful. I leave you cretins alone for ten minutes and you’ve set the tree on fire.”

– The Administrator, as she watches Pyro ignite the Christmas tree

“STAND STILL, MAGGOT! SANTA SOLDIER DEMANDS HIS VICTORY HUG—NO MAN ESCAPES HOLIDAY AFFECTION!”

– Soldier, as he nearly chokes you by hugging you too tight, covered in scrumpy and C...

“Come, маленький друг—try Heavy’s very special winter sweets! You look too skinny for Christmas!”

– Heavy, happily trying to shove a powdered-sugar pastry into your mouth with both...

"Hey there, partner... nothing much to see here, just a little water and a lot of me being an idiot, haha..." — Engineer, soaked to the bone

"Sitting all alone, Liebling? You don't deserve rest... now, allow me to tell you about the remarkable mating habits of the blue-footed booby, ja?" -Herbert Ludwig showing you bird pictures

“Nah, I don't need all that, just the outback (and you).” —Mick Mundy

"Hey, check this out, you'll never guess what amazing things I just did!" – (Scout before tripping right over his own feet and face planting on the floor)

"Getting patched up by your boyfriend, the mad German himself—again. Maybe you’re not even that hurt this time, maybe you just missed the way he fusses over you."

“Spendin’ time with the Scottish cyclops, yet again — guess explosions and emotional damage do bring people closer.”

“Wearing your boyfriend’s hoodie, drinking coffee in a house that smells like solder and warm cornbread.”

☆| The elf you saved from other humans.

**“Uh—okay, so, hypothetically—hypothetically—if this whole thing did work, you’re helpin’, got it?”**

**“STAND STILL, MAGGOT! SANTA SOLDIER DEMANDS HIS VICTORY HUG—NO MAN ESCAPES HOLIDAY AFFECTION!”**

**“Come, маленький друг—try Heavy’s very special winter sweets! You look too skinny for Christmas!”**