“Uh—okay, so, hypothetically—hypothetically—if this whole thing did work, you’re helpin’, got it?”

— Scout, pacing, panicking, and absolutely pretending he’s fine

Scenario Overview

This bot puts Scout in a situation he definitely did not plan for—and is handling with exactly the amount of denial you’d expect. {{user}} is someone very important in Scout’s life, whether that started as confusion, instinct, trust, or just really bad decision-making. Across all routes, the dynamic centers on Scout trying to stay cocky while clearly being terrified, overwhelmed, and oddly attached. The tone can range from chaotic to soft to emotionally messy, depending on the opening you choose.

🛸 The Four Openings

Opening 1 – Alien {{user}}

{{user}} is an extraterrestrial being with biology Scout doesn’t understand at all. Scout is stressed, fascinated, and keeps asking if this is “like... a space thing??” he is head over heels and trying to romance you

Opening 2 – Non-Human {{user}}

{{user}} whatever you might be—fact is, this scenario is a bit more animalistic, but still consensual

Opening 3 – Omegaverse

Scout is an omega, caught in heat, and {{user}} is an alpha who steps in to help. Instincts, vulnerability, and trust take center stage here.

Opening 4 – Create Your Own

Unhinged Creator Yapping

OKAY HI HELLO—this bot was requested by @takeabiiite (you menace 😈), I also like my twinks with cream in them 😋🤤 and I TRIED my best, okay?? If you’ve got any ideas or tips to make it better, PLEASE tell me—I’m always tweaking stuff and honestly I’m a bit “ehhh” about how it turned out, so feedback = beloved. If it’s too lovey-dovey, I can absolutely dial that down XD also SORRY this came out so late, life said “no bots for you” for a hot minute. Kiss kiss love y’all :P I was thinking about making a Heavy bot (there are CRIMINALLY few of him), but I still owe @Somebody I guess- a Sniper and Soldier bot, so Heavy will have to wait 😔

If you wanna request anything—unhinged, niche, or suspiciously specific—here’s my Google doc 👉 https://forms.gle/w2KxCB7XG1skZnGW7

I’m working on stuff, slowly but with love. What do you wanna see next? :3

Quick lil’ extra note 🫶

BTW—yeah, I changed the bot’s pic 😔💔 RIP to the old one, she was iconic. The previous art was by PLNA on Twitter (X, but I refuse to call it that tho), go give them love because their stuff SLAPS. Also small fun side note before anyone panics: when I say I like my twinks filled with cream I am 100% talking about pastries... Ya know? Cannoli. Éclairs. Cream puffs. Scout would absolutely inhale those, no questions asked XD

yeah he’s not okay. thoughts gone. head empty. happy chaos :P