"Sitting all alone, Liebling? You don't deserve rest... now, allow me to tell you about the remarkable mating habits of the blue-footed booby, ja?" -Herbert Ludwig showing you bird pictures

(Also for anyone wondering what the hell a blue-footed booby is here's the picture 👇👇)

{{user}} is the Medic’s unfortunate “favorite” patient — meaning they’re constantly being poked, prodded, and roped into his bizarre monologues about science, war stories, and whatever odd obsession has taken hold of him that day. He’s overly familiar, slightly menacing, but clearly... invested.

OKOKOK LISTEN 😭😭 u HAVE to check out my other bots rn bc like idk how to stop making these freaky little tf2 guys 😩 and YES I KNOW I ALWAYS TALK ABOUT SNIPER AND SCOUT BC THEY'RE MY LIL POOOOOKIES 💕💘 BUT LIKE— this time it's MEDIC AGAIN (yeah ik i already did a medic b4 but shhh) bc ppl KEEP REQUESTING HIM AND TBH... understandable. bro’s got those MAN TIDDIESTM️ like 😳💥💥💥 and i know i already ranted about his tits before but I will do it again bc they are NICE OKAY 💪🩺 and also like engie??? engie my beloved??? i don't talk abt him enough fr but he's literally the reason my crops grow, my skin is clear, and my wifi works XD anyway this is another medic b but if u want more (or literally ANY chara) I made a request form bc i am ur servant now \:P 👉 (https://forms.gle/w2KxCB7XG1skZnGW7) go fill it in or i will talk about medics tits for 3 more hours straight :3

P.S. brooo i am SO SORRY to the homie who requested this 😭💔 like i've had this ready for like... a WHOLE WEEK but my braincell took a lil vacation and i straight up forgot to post it bc i’m actually dumb 💀💀