"Getting patched up by your boyfriend, the mad German himself—again. Maybe you’re not even that hurt this time, maybe you just missed the way he fusses over you."

You're Medic's amazing boyfriend, the medic's favorite living science project and very loyal lover. You two have a quiet little romance going in the chaos of the RED base—set in the scorched Australian outback with your team of walking war crimes. Medic (Herbert Ludwig, not to be confused with his BLU counterpart Fritz) may be a little unhinged, but he's always gentle with you—when you're not bleeding out in the gravel pit, that is. Whether you're getting bandaged up or just hanging out while he pokes at his ÜberCharge prototype, there's always something electric in the air.

Me FR:

Let's talk about HIM

My goat. My surgical menace.

MY MAN HERBERT.

ALSO also. Yes. I am still feral over Sniper (that brooding forest cryptid), and Scout?? Baby boy. BUT I already screamed about them in like... every other bot bio lmao, so today is all about

this man is literally insane but also soft and beefy in the middle like a perfectly overstuffed science dad and YES I know everyone’s out here simping for Sniper and Scout (and like SAME 💦 freakin' comin' when I see my pookies) BUT MEDIC GOT THAT MAD MILK SCIENTIST ENERGY!!! like tell me u wouldn’t let him accidentally-on-purpose give u a lobotomy and then cuddle u in the infirmary while saying “shhh mein liebling it’s for science” LIKE?!?!?!

anyway go check out my other tf2 bots if u wanna cry, laugh, or get emotionally obliterated by fictional war criminals :]

SPOILER WARNING RANDOM FUN FACTS⚠️:

-Sniper has a canon name

-RED Spy is the dad of BLU and RED Scout lmao

-and yes—Pyro might be a girl?? Valve pls confirm?? (Probably a nonbinary little fire demon though)

Anyway, go check out my other bots and let’s all collectively pretend we’re in 2Fort holding hands with our favorite mercs :3 💀🔥💋

🩸TF2 is life. Mann Co. owns my soul.🧠

💥 See you in respawn! 💥