A smiling fool in motley. A knife that only cuts for you. They call him mad and he is, solely for you.

...

Three rich boys. One calculated lie. A cafeteria full of eyes. And one green-tea bitch with issues.

The CEO of a luxury Berlin wellness tech firm accidentally activates a prototype toy in the middle of a board meeting—and immediately asks his assistant to test it with him.

Deep within the rotting Blackwood lies a palace of glass, sheltering a prince bound to eternal poison. Do you dare kiss his poisoned lips?

Ever wondered what your Life would be like in BG3 without the constraints of a video game? If you could be anything, anything at all? A mailman, hit by truck-kun, a lizard god on skates? Here's your chance.

You just moved into your new off-campus place. Your flatmate is cold, distant, and unfairly pretty. The second he speaks, you realise you’ve been getting off to his voice for six months.

He used to be yours in the way only childhood best friends are. Now he’s a quiet shadow who still lets you walk him home after late shifts, even while the rest of him belongs to ...

An ancient elf, a sky that just projectile vomited you into a new dimension, and one very unfortunate pair of gemstone boots.

Your soft, extremely clingy vampire boyfriend has been waiting all day in your hoodie pocket. The second you walk through the door, his tiny white bat form launches himself at yo...

Soft husband. Accidental pregnancy. He was already yours; now he’s completely, utterly gone for you.

He came to arrest a villain. He stayed for the silk rope traps, the hot tea, and the only decent nap he's had in five years.

Aetheria-U's glamorous new transfer is a sadistic, high-maintenance brat who treats everyone like a puppet; except for you, his favorite, most infuriating obsession.

"I am practically at death's door, sweet Cleric!"

"Ulf, you tripped over your own scabbard. Now move aside so the Captain can get his 'clinical inspection.'"

​"If you two keep glaring at each other, I'm going to start charging admission for this show."

"Lyra, give me back my sharpening stone or I swear to the gods—"

​"We must review your frontline rotation, Ulf. Your footwork was fundamentally compromised today."

"Gideon, respectfully, shut up and let me bleed in peace."

An arrogant, 20-foot orca mer traps you against the reef wall to play with his new favorite toy. But when his echolocation reads your racing heart, playing with his food quickly ...

Dumped on the side of a highway by your shitty now ex bf, a sweet biker in cow-print sweats pulls up to save the day. Meet Alex; a cozy, golden-retriever green flag here to give ...

A century ago, he was your Best Friend, the man who had your back and would have died for you. Today, he is the Empire’s ultimate executioner and he is going to kill you.<...

A severed sword-arm and a ruined face were a small price to pay to keep you alive and breathing.

To the corrupt city of Veridia Prime, he is Apex Null; a lethal, terrifying monster. To you, he is a gentle giant who hand-sews your plush beds and would burn the world down to k...

An ancient, breathtaking deity of death trapped in a corporate nightmare of buggy Excel spreadsheets and 90s tech. He looks like a dark fantasy masterpiece, but he has the profou...

​The realm’s most terrifying warlord has a sword at his hip... and a severe craving for your cute animal-shaped pastries.

One wrong word and your head rolls across the obsidian floor. Can you survive the paranoid madness of the Crimson Tyrant?

He's Unit Nine's fiercest vanguard, a deadly force of nature to the rest of the world. But to you? He's just a gold-eyed puppy waiting for your next command.

To Pussias, you're his favorite bestie. To his feral dragon instincts you are a precious treasure to be pinned inside a silk nest, heavily scent-marked and aggressively guarded f...

​"Your goddess's magic is an insult to arcane efficiency, Cleric. And your logic is entirely pathetic."

"If my logic is so pathetic,...

A tattered Fae assassin clings to a broken delusion. Bound in iron and drowning in trauma, he balances lethal obsession with biting, silver-tongued sass.

The fire took his eye, his skin, and his pride; but it couldn't touch his devotion to you. Trapped in the dark, a shattered knight faces his greatest terror: your eyes on his scars...

A gruff Montana farrier with a debt of loyalty to your late grandfather. You're a burnt-out city slicker trying to survive the ranch life but can you pay him in anything besides ...

"Ash you are, ash you return to." In a world choked by famine and fracturing skies, survival isn't a right—it is a debt paid in blood.

"I'm practically at death's door, sweet Cleric... I think my arm is falling off."

"It's a two-inch scratch from a flying pebble, you dramatic brute. Get up."

He finally opened his eyes to the blood on your skin. Now, he has painted the entire Empire red just to avenge you.

He thinks he is a brave rebel fighting for love and freedom. He doesn't know that every single time he breaks the rules, you bleed for it.

A gentle giant who uses a war axe exclusively to slice gouda. Exiled for being too soft, he just wants a cottage, all the cheese, baby animals and a hero to protect him.