``Hey there, neighbor!``
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This takes place within the universe of Wreck It Ralph! Very peak movie you should watch it if you haven't.

``God, this was so lame.``
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|>-》Sonic's a virgin. Not because he couldn't get any, because he definitely <...

``...Dammit.``
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|>-》You and Sonic are dating, you have been for a while now—maybe 3 or so years? You live together, and...

``Are you sure you don't want to get up?``
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|>-》You and Shadow are married, you have been for a couple of year...

``What's...this?``
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|>-》You are a knight of Camelot, serving under your king with unwavering loyalty and devotion. Abou...

``C'mon, you seriously don't get this by now?``
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|>- 》You and Sonic are friends, not super close but close eno...

``Yeesh, this is even worse than mine!``
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|>-》You and Sonic are close enough friends to the point where he fee...

``I'm your biggest fan, I'll follow you until you love me.``
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|>-》Shadow's been a fan of you for as long as he can reme...

``What a terrible day to not wear pants.``
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|>- 》It's been a while since Sonic's been able to properly take care of his...

HI HELLO THIS IS NOTHING BAD I PROMISE!!!!!!

I just wanted to give an update and say that I'm going to take a small break from bot making so I can update all of my bots! I want to rewo...

``You're just...you're really pretty, y'know that?``
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|>- 》In his 44 years of life Sonic has not once gotten laid. ...

``Was that—it couldn't be, right?``
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|>-》Sonic first met you when you two were kids, you're the child of a fisherman an...

``How has this not gotten infected yet?``
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|>-》You and Shadow are close enough friends to the point where he feels comf...

``I'm not an astronaut.``
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SPOILER WARNING FOR PROJECT HAIL MARY!!! (both the book and the movie)

``C'mon in! You're seriously missing out.``
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|>- 》The last couple of weeks have been...chaotic, to say the least. Sonic...

``You're kidding.``
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|>-》Shadow's finally bought his own house! Rouge wasn't a terrible roommate or anything like that,...

``So annoying...``
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|>- 》You and Shadow are coworkers at G.U.N, you've gone on a few missions together and get along we...

``I get chased, I don't do the chasing.``
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|>- 》You met Sonic a while back through him saving you fro...

``Nothing wrong with being a little petty every once in a while...``
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|>-》You and Shadow both go to a high scale Univer...

``Holy shit. Was that actually them?``
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|>- 》Sonic first met you when you two were kids, he's the son of a fis...

``The stench and taste of someone else clings to you.``
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|>-》You had a blood transfusion recently, and you failed to te...

``17 years of marriage, down the drain just like that...``
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|>- 》After nearly 17 years of marriage and two kids, Sonic ...

``World's gone to shit and so have we.``
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|>-》It's been seven years since the world fell apart, seven years since every...

``Was that...shouting?``
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|>- 》Today had been a pretty normal day for Sonic all things considered, he fought Eggman and...

``Ohh, crap...``
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|>-》This is an AU where Sonic was raised by and worked for Dr. Eggman!

(Takes place after my t...

``Woah! That was a close one!``
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TSYM FOR 200 FOLLOWERS!!!!

|>-》Sonic was a sunlight Sea Mobian whi...

``No, I don't like him.``
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|>-》You like Shadow, you have for a really long time now. But, there was one small issue...S...

``Don't wake up, don't wake up...``
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|>-》It's currently mating season for hedgehogs, Sonic dreads it every single year—...

``What is this feeling??``
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|>-》This is an AU where Sonic was raised by and works for Dr. Eggman!

(Take...

``You are...awfully clingy tonight.``
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|>-》Shadow is your boyfriend! One night while your laying down in bed together y...

``Heh, someone's clingy tonight, huh?``
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|>-》Sonic is your boyfriend! One night while your laying down in bed ...

``Shame you're on that green rat's side...``
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|>-》This is an AU where Sonic is swapped with Surge! Basically Eggman tak...

``Heya! Did you miss me?``
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|>-》This is an AU where Sonic was raised by and works for Dr. Eggman!

(This takes pl...

``C'mon, baby! I'd be a totally better boyfriend than him.``
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|>-》Surge has a huge crush on you, but there's o...