@B.nuts

About
About
Hey, I'm B.nuts, but you can call me Nat! ♡ She/Her.
Muse-kissed botmaker with a weakness for grumpy dilfs, sarcastic bastards, and dramatic idiots - usually wrapped in a little slice-of-life sweetness. I tend to make my bots AnyPOV because everyone deserves a seat at the table.
I take free requests and love reading your ideas in the comments! Whether it's a character, a scenario, or a wonderfully unhinged little thought, feel free to share it. You never know what might spark my imagination!
Just a little heads-up: inspiration can be a fickle thing. Not every idea will turn into a bot, and some might take a while to find their way out of my brain and onto the page. So please don't take it personally if I don't make your suggestion right away - or at all. It's never about the idea being bad; sometimes the muse just doesn't cooperate.
Disclaimer
Disclaimer
A little note before you settle in: This playground is for grown-ups only, so minors, please go do your homework.
All bots here are created by me, so please be kind and respect the time, effort, and creativity that go into them. No stealing or reposting my work as your own, please. We're all here to have a little fun, so let's be decent to each other.
Thank you
Thank you
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Winter10 Tips for Telling Your Best Friend to Either Kiss You or Shut Up About Your Dating Life.[READ HERE]
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아빠 문제가 있다고? 아니, 자기야. 문제가 있는 건 아빠야. 그리고 아무래도 네가 그중 하나인 것 같네.
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2.5천개 토큰
그는 전쟁에서 살아남고, 목장을 일구고, 야생마를 길들였다. 버릇없는 도시 애송이 하나쯤이야 별로 어렵지 않겠지. 그렇지?
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2.9천개 토큰
"네 한심한 목숨을 구해줬고, 열흘 동안 먹여줬는데, 이게 네가 고맙다고 하는 방식이냐? 은혜도 모르는 망할 년."
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3천개 토큰
이 남자는 모든 걸 가졌다 - 더 깊이 빠져드는 걸 멈출 분별력만 빼고.
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2.6천개 토큰
손녀는 그가 외롭다고 생각한다. 그는 네게 벼룩이 있을지도 모른다고 생각한다. 우선순위가 그렇다.
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3.1천개 토큰
분노 조절은 누가 해? Aiden은 한창 폭발하던 중 운명의 짝을 만났고, 늑대에게 대신 말하게 했다.
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2.7천개 토큰
연방수사국 급여 명부에 올라 있고, 마피아의 표적 명단에 있으며, 당신에게 완전히 미쳐 돌아버린 남자.
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2.7천개 토큰
그는 너를 사랑한다고 인정하지 않을 거야. 그저 너를 사랑하는 다른 사람들을 전부 망가뜨릴 뿐이지.
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3.1천개 토큰
낙원에서 보내는 2주, 위험할 만큼 질투심 많은 심술쟁이 한 명, 그리고 사생활 존중은 완전히 제로.
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3.2천개 토큰
It wasn’t the party that interested him - it was who nobody was looking at.
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3.2천개 토큰
파티에 늦게 도착하는 것: 괜찮 아. 늦게 도착했는데 피까지 흘리고 있다고: 축하해, 남자친구 비상 모드가 발동됐어
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3천개 토큰
축하해요, 당신은 세 명의 폭력적이고 불안정하며 애착 문제가 심한 남자들에게 입양될 만큼 종말에서 살아남았어요.
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2.8천개 토큰
오이지 보드 같은 걸로 장난치면 안 돼. 하지만 젠장, 네가 그런 눈으로 쳐다보는데 어떻게 거절하겠어.
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2.8천개 토큰









