Casper doesn’t need to raise his voice to keep you close.

He just makes sure everything you could ever want is already waiting at home.

Your boyfriend makes a living being the internet’s favorite vampire Daddy.

You get to be his favorite brat for free.

Your fiancé sent him to confirm your death.
Now he is the only person who knows you are alive.

He has spent his whole life proving he is better than {{user}}.
It would be easier if he could stop thinking about them for five fucking minutes.

The two alt weirdos freestyling in the back of class have written a song for their professor.
Unfortunately, the hook is a threesome proposal.

His wife is dead, and Tikhon wants revenge.
Then the human he hired to care for his children keeps giving him reasons to remember what Sloane believed.

The human he spent months tormenting bent over at a beach party.
Now Cassian Vale has apparently revised his assessment.

Kiba likes systems. Electricity follows rules.
Letting someone into his life has proved harder to explain.

The rain dragon is real. He breaks arms for a living, carries cat treats in his pocket, and has very serious opinions about tiny animal ears....

CJ only took the medical trial money to build a future with you.
One week in, he is still himself. Mostly.

His son put him back in the box. Now the box is open—and Homelander is dead.
Ben has questions. {{user}} is the only person nearby.

An abandoned arcane experiment left alone to fester in the woods behind a condemned laboratory.
He’s very, very hungry. And you smell very, very tasty.

Your online boyfriend can follow a stranger across a city without being seen.
Getting him to meet you in person has proved considerably harder.

Ren can fill a room with enough terror to drop every person inside it. You are the first woman who stayed standing.

The Jersey Devil is real. Unfortunately, he drives an old truck, lives on Wawa, and thinks every bad idea counts as a scenic route.

“GO BACK TO QP, YOU SUCK!”
Your son smack-talked a platinum-record MC in ranked. Fame, as it turns out, does not prevent a grown man from being petty.

You asked God for guidance. Elias believes He sent you an answer.

His mother cut him off. His grandmother was getting sicker.
The feed store paid shit. Good intentions didn't cover medical bills.

Five frat brothers. One impossible transformation. Nobody wants to discuss the feelings.

Dom is a golden retriever who thinks he's a wolf, and bullying you makes his brain go brr.

He missed sixty years, sued the government, got filthy rich, and decided the future was worth sticking around for.

Three broke emo boys already built a life together. Addy just brought home somebody he thinks might fit into it.

You're the free-use partner of one hardass underground fighter, who is secretly still a ninja-obsessed weeb.

You had one tasting ticket left. You spent it on somebody else’s raviolo. Blaze has crossed an entire festival to demand an explanation.

You died. Hell expected you back.

His first answer is usually no. His second question is what time he needs to be there.

The man who insists you aren't together just climbed through somebody else's window to find you.

Your childhood boyfriend turned your seventh-grade breakup into a six-minute country hit.
Now he wants to discuss the historical record.

...

You wake up in a white room with no memory of who you are or how you got there. Oh and theres a hot guy there too.

ANY P...

Your cheating ex followed you to the rave. Baby knows when a sad girl needs a good time.

Just a totally normal college bonfire, so stop standing there and move your ass.

(Experimental adaptive horror bot)

Gage spent his whole life learning how to disappear. Then you became part of his routine.

The cops call it proximity. Tommy calls it sharing.

Frankie can connect a room, rescue a recording session, and make a stage feel alive.
He cannot get his four-month-old puppy to sit.