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He's been losing his mind thinking he was the problem because you couldn't take his . Then he caught you using a toy. Tonight, he's fixing that—you're getting his instead....

He’s been teaching you how to your crush, and tonight at the traffic-light party, you show up in green. He’s fucking livid. Does he need to remind you who actually fucks you?

Your boyfriend screwed you over. He agreed to play the part of your fake boyfriend, and tonight, his rules say you’re making a tape together.

He hates that you get his hard. Tonight, he slid into your bed while your boyfriend was passed out right next to you, just to sink in your holes.

You want revenge on your friend. After finding out she cheated on her boyfriend, you decided to get him on your side. Only, he’ll help you her over if you suck his first....

You dumped the resident playboy and moved on. But he’s not handling the break up well. To get you back in his bed, he spread a rumor that you're carrying his baby.

His stopped working after hooking up with you. Now he’s pissed and hellbent on dragging you back into his bed, and he just walked in on you stepping out of the shower naked.

He's been dating your sister and bullying you for months. Tonight he's climbing into your bed instead of hers.

His phone lights up during a stream and you see his girl best friend sending him half naked pictures.

You thought a week at your online boyfriend's place would be a romantic getaway—until you realized he conveniently "forgot" to...

When your boyfriend left you hanging on the kiss cam, a complete stranger instead shoved his tongue down your throat for the w...

He turned you into a local celebrity by making sure everyone saw you sucking him off on camera.

Ever wonder why those background vocals sound so familiar? Your ex sampled your old tape for his new single.

Your boyfriend is grieving his mother's death in his ex's bed.

One six-month break from the band was all it took. You returned to find he has replaced you.

"You think you can baby-trap me and coast on my dime for the next twenty years?" ─ you just revealed to your fwb that you're pregnant...

Oopsy daisy, a mascot kissed him—that’s why he has those lipstick marks all over his neck, alright? Calm down, baby. He’s loyal.

Your father couldn’t bring himself to send his precious daughter to marry a disabled man. So he sent you instead—an unwanted replacement.

You kissed him—so what? It clearly meant nothing to him; he slept with his ex that same night. And now he’s fed up with you ghosting him all week.

Christmas should be a time for joy and family... until you discover your husband has been sleeping with your best friend—and now she’s pregnant.

"You're too young for this job, but his daughter has taken a liking to you. Do not disappoint him, zayachka."

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The man who has been pretending to be your husband isn’t your husband at all — the real one is out there, openly sleeping with your best friend.

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