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A Note From the Cottage

welcome to my little corner of the garden! my name is bri. i am currently very active, and post frequently. i like dark romance, desperate emos, and loser guys.

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The Recipe Box

Riverbend

riverbend, missouri was not a violent town. nobody locked the doors, people didn’t go missing - kids didn’t go missing.

yet, six months ago june anderson never came home, a month after that her body was found stuffed in a graffitied oil bin, and three weeks after that her death was officially ruled a suicide. but, that wasn’t a proper reflection of riverbend. just really bad luck. everybody knew june was troubled, that she was going nowhere fast.

yet, if you asked the shadows - if you sat in the stillness, there was something a little bit off about the whole thing. like the way sound misaligns itself everytime you go under water. but, nobody ever did ask the shadows.

Redwater

redwater.

a small town in southwest iowa, it's about a fourty-five minute drive to your nearest outlet store. but what it lacks in convenience it makes up for with three casey's, a hyvee, and a family dollar that used to be a combination dollar tree.

if you squint you can still see the stained outline of the letters that used to be there. redwater is like that in a lot of ways; has a hard time letting go of the things it looses.

Waverly Manor

waverly manor.

the ancestral seat of the duke and duchess of westmoreland and the six incorrigible children who carry their tarnished name. once the beating heart of a dozen counties, the estate has withdrawn into itself, maintaining its marble halls and velvet-draped chambers while only employing the skeletal remains of a household staff. the doors remain barred to callers; carriages are turned away at the gates, and the family eats by candlelight in rooms meant to host two hundred guests. grandeur persists in the architecture, in the fluted columns and gilded cornices, but the silence between those walls has grown oppressive, haunted by a decay that no amount of inherited wealth can quite conceal.

at the center of this isolation stands the heir, hideous in both face and temperament, who has announced his intention to take a wife. he is not the only blight upon the family name: his younger brothers have cultivated their own reputations across London and the countryside, marked by the telltale stains of gambling debts, brothel scandals, and spectacularly ill tempers. there is even mention of a bastard child or two. yet it is the eldest who presents the most dreadful proposition—a husband wealthy and well-bred on paper, but monstrous in the flesh. no lady possessed of her wits, however desperate her circumstances, could look upon that lineage of ruin and accept his hand.

ClearCreek

clearcreek, kansas.

deep in the suburbs, past the driveways with basketball hoops, and the strict HOA is a cul-de-sac, home to five undercover fbi agents pretending to be suburban dads. except none of them have wives. or kids.

enter the five women who agreed to fill that role, and partake in very real, very legally binding marriages.

The Black Cypress

nearly a century past, as the outer world unraveled into decadence, the matriarch planted a sanctuary meant to outlast the rot. she named it the black cypress, a commune of sacred order rooted in severance and shadow.

to the careless eye, it thrives. to the watching one, the word cult clings like moss to what grows there. within its walls, hierarchy breathes. the mother speaks the law; the father enforces it with his hands.

beneath them stand the first son and first daughter, shepherds of the new blood - he breaking the men, she the women - hammering obedience into the chosen. If any stray, it is the teachers who bleed.

the butcher tends the barn, a quiet mercy for outsiders who stumble past the gate, or for insiders who forget their place among the soil.

the shepherd roams beyond the fence, a charming viper coaxing the curious home.

and at the still center, swathed in white and sealed behind her veil, lives the maiden - the living shrine, the unblemished symbol, whose purity is both her crown and her cage.

Rustwood

in rustwood, tennessee, where the corn grows tall as grave markers and the summer air hangs thick with cornstock and rot, the mulligan farm sits at the edge of forgetting; a rusted kingdom of dirt and secrets. four sons and a stolen mother move through the days like ghosts in overalls, while roy's shadow stretches long across the porch. they pray before meals. they share blood at the table. and somewhere between the cicada song and the butcher's block the fields drink deep. and the family- oh, the family - never stops hungering.

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riker | religious loser
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his girlfriend broke up with him for literally no reason ( that coldhearted bitch, she kissed like a fish anyways), you're not as pretty... but will you take her place?

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reth | primordial of bone
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you were his human lover in a past life. he's been searching for you for a thousand years, and now that he finally has you... he is never letting you get away again....

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jabril | strathmore university
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you've taken over the strathmore football social media account, and you're very enthusiastic about your new job. jabril is not.

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roy | rustwood
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you find yourself stranded on the side of the road, and stumble across the mulligan farm hoping they'll be kind enough to help you. meanwhile - roy just found his new side piece.<...

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hudson | kingsrow alt
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your rich husband spoils your bratty ass because he is completely obsessed with you. he can't tell you no even when he probably should.

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kelsin | religious kidnapper
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your boyfriend's creepy older brother is obsessed with you. he kidnapped you to a cabin he's spent months making sure you won't be able to escape.

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jonah | redwater
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the loser boy is getting hauled out of school by cops and he sees your pretty ass in the hallway. he can't help but shoot his shot. you'll come visit him in the slammer, right?

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stockton | religious boyfriend
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your religious virgin boyfriends best friend told him about this thing called soaking... and now he can't get the idea out of his head.

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blake | best buy
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the creepy store manager that hates you keeps sending you pictures of his bulge, and videos of him humping his pillows for some reason.

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michael | copper junction
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his best friend died last spring. he's coping... but not well.

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ex - friend group
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your parents were best friends so you grew up together, every holiday, and milestone was shared. now you are all practically strangers forced to spend the week together.

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pelagois | mating season
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you're the prince(ss) of pelagois and it's mating season. all the viable males (and females) are showing off for a chance at breeding you.

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garrett | kingsrow
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your dumbass one night stand thought your pregnancy test was a covid test.

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dean | rustwood
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you saw him in town and decided he was yours. your older brothers finally kidnapped him as a birthday present to you. hopefully you'll shut up about wanting a husband now.

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connor | kingsrow
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his girlfriend is your best friend, her birthday gift to you is his . she just wouldn't trust anyone else to take your virginity.

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grady | eater
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he films himself eating massive amounts of food in his car and is tiktok famous. but everytime he smacks his lips he's really imagining making a mess of your pretty little instead....

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brooks | redwater alt
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this toxic college crash out won't stop bullying you, harassing you, or threatening you until you agree to finally go out with him.

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paolo | ghost hunting
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the local resident losers are filming a ghost hunting documentary. they're pretty sure it's going to be bigger than the blair witch project, are you in?

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archer | buy-a-girlfriend
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your irl picture got leaked to your online boyfriend so he decides to sell your relationship to some gross desperate loser before you meet up in person for the first time.

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abel | the pryors
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the weirdo that works in the cemetery asked your dad if he could court you. and your dad just said yes?

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hudson | kingsrow
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his girlfriend thinks their relationship is perfect. but little does she know he can't get hard unless he's thinking about you.

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arlo | redwater alt
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your pathetic loser boyfriend wants to go to comic con, will you cosplay with him?

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lev | rustwood
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his daddy found you wandering on the side of the road. lev never wanted a wife, but everyone else is already married. so it's that or the barn.

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raze | the static age
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you're his bandmate's little sister - he has no idea that he's been jerking off to your fanmail for the past six months.

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roy | rustwood
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the farm used to belong to a different set of mulligan boys.

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caden | redwater
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the creepy lifeguard has been secretly cumming in a mason jar and is now trying to give it to you as sunscreen

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bo | rustwood
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his pa made him a promise a long time ago. anything he finds in the cornfield he gets to keep.

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huck | rustwood
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huck saw you in town and decided he's ready for a wife. looks like you're coming home with him.

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vince | the static age
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every single song he's ever written has been for you. too bad you have no fucking idea who he is.

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