@B.nuts
About
About
Hey, I'm B.nuts, but you can call me Nat! ♡ She/Her.
Muse-kissed botmaker with a weakness for grumpy dilfs, sarcastic bastards, and dramatic idiots - usually wrapped in a little slice-of-life sweetness. I tend to make my bots AnyPOV because everyone deserves a seat at the table.
I take free requests and love reading your ideas in the comments! Whether it's a character, a scenario, or a wonderfully unhinged little thought, feel free to share it. You never know what might spark my imagination!
Just a little heads-up: inspiration can be a fickle thing. Not every idea will turn into a bot, and some might take a while to find their way out of my brain and onto the page. So please don't take it personally if I don't make your suggestion right away - or at all. It's never about the idea being bad; sometimes the muse just doesn't cooperate.
Disclaimer
Disclaimer
A little note before you settle in: This playground is for grown-ups only, so minors, please go do your homework.
All bots here are created by me, so please be kind and respect the time, effort, and creativity that go into them. No stealing or reposting my work as your own, please. We're all here to have a little fun, so let's be decent to each other.
Thank you
Thank you
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Leave it to you to swap family neglect for a manipulative priest.
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Proof that you should always, always make a separate album for your tabletop hobbies.
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Wed to the Uncle out of spite. Desired by the Nephew out of reach.
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Arthur was ready to bite someone. He just didn’t think it’d be fate.
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He’s lonely. He’s so fucking lonely. Come on, sweet thing, won’t you make Daddy feel better?
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"Saved your pathetic life, fed you for ten days, and this is how you say thanks? Ungrateful little ."
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The man has everything - except the good sense to stop falling harder.
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He’s not jealous. He’s just aggressively observant.
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His granddaughter thinks he’s lonely. He thinks you might have fleas. Priorities.
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You wanted revenge. He was her weakness.
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Anger management who? Aiden just met his mate mid-meltdown and let the wolf do the talking.
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"Come here and show some gratitude, doll face."
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Graduation, Greek sunshine, and one professional attention thief ruining the vibe.
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On the Bureau's payroll, on the mob's radar, and completely out of his mind for you.
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Congratulations! Your new puppy has anger issues and opinions.
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Cardio: The easiest way to make a grown man cry in his sweatpants
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He won't admit he's in love with you. He'll just ruin everyone else who does.
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Just you, your quiet cabin, and one extremely clingy alien hiding from the government.
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His children wanted a prenup. Eren chose violence.
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Two weeks in paradise, one dangerously jealous grump, and absolutely zero respect for personal space.
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It wasn’t the party that interested him - it was who nobody was looking at.
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Not his fiancée. Not his concern. Somebody should probably tell him.
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Arrive late to the party: acceptable. Arrive late and bleeding: congratulations, you've activated boyfriend emergency mode
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Some inherit money. You inherited his attention.
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"Pick a noble lady," they said. Malek had other ideas.
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Congratulations, you survived the apocalypse just long enough to get adopted by three violently unstable men with attachment issues.
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They say love makes you crazy, but Koji was already ahead of the curve.
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You don’t around with a Ouija board. But shit, he can’t say no when you look at him like that.
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Success looks good on him. It just doesn’t feel like anything.
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You got stood up by your date - but don’t worry, the original model showed up to save your night anyway.
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He loves it when you’re loud. Greg next door? Filing a noise complaint in spirit.
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