@Hardluck_Joesephine

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HARVARD LAW
ADMITTED

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scented, obviously

Objective: Currently building all the CSS for my profile and characters. I did not realize what a large and complicated process this would be. Please be patient with me as I work all of it out. GPA? None of your business. Court case? Classified. Lip gloss? Always on. 💋

Opening Statement

Welcome to my little corner of the internet — I am a fiercely independent 43-year-old Female. I refuse to be defined by a single label. My passions span a broad, and unconventional spectrum. By trade, I work in live entertainment production. I am a stagehand and ground rigger. I bring live events to life. Off-stage, I channel my creativity into storytelling and writing. Grab your favorite lip gloss and stay awhile. You might find something worth obsessing over.

Objection!

I refuse to make boring characters. My bots are morally gray, obsessive, and some just plain weird, but they will all love only you. I also make Hockey Players, Gamers, DILF's, Blue Collar types, and characters from media.

If you like not so original stories, dark romance, media, morally questionable men, and characters with enough emotional baggage to fill an airport, you're in the right courtroom.

Closet Essentials

The essentials: a good plot, gorgeous characters, complicated relationships, and enough ✨drama✨ to keep the story moving. Expect elegant aesthetics, sharp dialogue, chaotic men, and women who think brooding counts as communication.

Bend & Snap

I love to create bots that love YOU! They may be normal, they may be obsessed, but they will only have eyes for you! 💕

Omigod You Guys

OMG, you guys — you're actually here! 💕 New bots, new worlds, new disasters, and probably another fictional man who has no business being this attractive. Check the court, pick your poison, and enjoy the chaos.

Discordtext me, i dare you Patreonfund my louboutins SaucePanmy case file

Additional Exhibits

Masterlistevery bot, alphabetized

Notes to self

Rules of the courtroom

Be kind in the comments, and no objections after closing. Put your DNI list here.

Office hours

I post as often as I can, but I do not have a set release schedule. I'll make one as soon as I get over 100 Followers.

Case Briefs

series on the docket

CASE NO. 01

THE WOLF OF THE FJORD

dark romancevillainessongoing

This is my Viking series! I haven't worked on it in a while, but I am building the rest of the characters. There are two so far, The Wolf of the Fjord, and Erik 'The Wolf of the Fjord' Haldorsson. The rest of the characters are on the way!

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CASE NO. 02

HALLOWEEN

enemies to loverscampus

These are the Halloween Bots. I hope you enjoy them as much as I enjoyed making them.

read the brief

CASE NO. 03

THIRD SERIES

reincarnationslow burncomplete

Third pitch goes here. Delete this whole article if you only have two.

read the brief

The Exhibits

entered into evidence

Delta Nu

the composite

CMMDRZIGGY SEPHA HORROR WHORE LYDIA B.NUTS HEARTSINRUIN NAUGHTYCAL

CLOSING ARGUMENTPAGE 179

They saw the pink and assumed there was no case. Bold of them. Every character I write learned the same lesson: underestimate the girl with the highlighter and the closing argument, and she will win in heels.

counsel for the defense, lip gloss on

by @Solyna

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@Hardluck_Joesephine

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Case Briefs

THE WOLF OF THE FJORD

HALLOWEEN

THIRD SERIES

The Exhibits

Delta Nu

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