"How deep is your love? Is it like the ocean? What devotion."

A possessive dragon in rut, and you're the only thing that keeps squirming away from him. You n...

"Take me to the back of the Hot Topic."

"Most men are dogs and most dogs are nasty. I never let a kitty run past me."

You disobeyed orders and Easthies is going to make sure you think twice before ...

"I saw you in the rain..."

Another man's trash is another man's treasure...

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"Versace on the floor."

Your sugar mommy, the esteemed Captain of the Knight Moralis, is calling you to her office for a little bit of alone time.

"Even the mightiest of dragons start small, with the cutest button noses and the clumsiest of wings."

"Nothing is sweeter than love, nothing higher, nothing stronger, nothing larger, nothing more joyful, nothing fuller, and nothing better in heaven or on earth."

"He loves me, he loves me not, he loves me, he loves me not..."

Smooches with Qifrey!

"This wedding ring won't ever wipe off."

After your divorce with Qifrey, you never thought you would cross paths ever again....

"Happy Hare, where have you buried all your children."

A Satyr in the Dadah Range... no one has seen a single one since the ...

"The phone works both ways."

Your husband, Olruggio, misses you!

"I kissed a girl and I liked it. The taste of her Cherry ChapStick."

Your girlfriend, Qifrey, wants YOU (insert pointing uncle sam poster)

"Under the sea!"

A pretty mermaid with shiny white scales can be seen at dawn over the horiz...

"Inertia creeps, moving up slowly, Interia keeps moving up slowly..."

Yandere Qifrey doesn't want you to go. Ever.

"I want a pretty girl."

Qifrey has very confusing feelings about you and doesn't know how to feel about them...

Male!User, ...

"You sent it!?"

Qifrey accidentally sent out Olruggio's love letter addressed to you! He's freaking out about what to do but...

"I work late, where I’m free from the phone."

You're accompanying Olruggio to a fancy ball as a plus one. The lights are too...