I think I'm falling in love. Maybe, idk, them too? They're always more w/ me and talking to me, showing their personal stuff like their drawings, and uh, they sometimes sing about love BESIDE me.

waaah em zi e...

"COAL, COAM... Oh my , i found coal"

"That's La war"

"Is this some roman shit? What the is La War?"

- alternate ending of La Peace or whatever ...

It happened. It finally corrupted WHOLE. I CANT EVEN USE CHKDSK. oh im gonna kilo mike sierra if it doesn't recover, honestly (not truly but you get me, it has most of the important stuff of the wii u). I hate this bi...

"Oh OHHH , OKAY... I DIDN'T KNOW I HAD THAT MOD ON... OKAY... WOOOAAAHH"

Law and order intro

1 hp Medic POV

CW: Blood mentioned, guts mentioned

"Grass grasses, birds bird, sun...

I KEEP HITTING THE CHATS BUTTON WHEN I TRY TO SEARCH FOR BOTS WAAAAG

I tried getting on jan, and then, why on this specific date, traffic made the wait queue approximately 12+ HOURS?! My god... I thought maybe they shut down the website for the date or something...

I just got a knife in the back from one of my friends. They're goners to me now. Eh, idc, like, not close either. Needed to get thag out bc none of my close friends think it's deep enough to cut them off.

"Qwe...

uhhh i had an idea of an username to change to but it kinda long:

Quebec_Whiskey_Echo_Romeo_Tango_Yankee

Or maybe spell my whole ass name with the NATO phonetic alphabet... Kinda long tho and easy to for...

Okay. To start, this is not meant to hate on my audience, my followers. But. I literally can't stop thinking about this. I always thought: more followers, more comments, interactions.

It hasn't been anything l...

MEIN THUMB IS FIXED!!!

also my wii u usb STICK (NOT HDD) (BECAUSE I'M A DUMBASS) CORRUPTED! Daaamn, I should've listened to the suggestion to never use an usb stick. .

I'm going to start putting "post" in the tile of the post and THEN share what the post is about, since we got to have standards, i guess.

uuuuughhhj I CANNOT MAKE THE 200 FOLLOWER BOT FUUAAAACK

All hail the chkdsk. It brought me SD back to life. I'm happy.

"bro imagine having your imaginary friend come irl what you doing"

"mmmm come..."

"What?"

"Nothing."

My (not so) 200 follower bot, based ...

No, I don't have a son nor daughter, but my wii u's sd just corrupted. I guess the shitty chinese sd card reader that I use is the problem... I lost many stuff on RetroArch... Fortunately I just lost some roms, but I'm ...

Ayo, I'm working on the pseudo 200 followers bot, it's not the only 200 follower special, for sure. I have many stuff to do to celebrate.

Anyways, uh, I was thinking of making a shitpost bot that's like the mo...

fuuh, I've been gone for so long, I'm back though. But there's more:

(also dis post shows why I'm gone, keep reading)

uhhh so i got problem:

yk i have a couple robot soners, but i lowk want one to ...

fucking shit bro, I left for a bit bc i was too busy. I've been reminded i have like 2 requests, one that WILL happen, the other is prolly not, and also idk, I've felt lonely,

i think I almost got a gf irl but...

"Please, Mark, I need this, my mom is kinda unconscious!"

"Cesar Torres you DOOOG AHAHWHAH"

insert george sr. going crazy over brisket

(Yes this is a reference t...

I cannot possibly stop procrastinating my 100 follower bot and we're getting close to 200 🙏

anywæ, next bot is a mal0 bot based on a bot I once liked but I cannot find it for the love of my life.

als...

ouuu shiii guys

I started watching the Pan Am 103 documentary some hours ago, BUT I HAVE A FUCKING SCHEDULED FLIGHT AROUND THESE TIMES. I'M SCREEEWED!!!

I KNOW TSA and SHIT WILL NOT LET ME DOWN FFS BUT M...

"qwerty did you run out of quotes?"

"No, everything can be a quote 😂 😂 😂 😂"

"FAIEEEER!" - Demoman

"2500" - p l a n e

Had to delay it. I don't have any ideas (bc...

"If you encounter an alternate, use the think principel:

T = tung tung sahur

H = hello I'm your neighbor

I = I found the rarest item in Minecraft

N = engineer_nope

K = kim jong un is a mast...

"Selene Delgado, de 18 años, fue vista por última vez en la colonia de... [montón de información]"

"Al servicio de la comunidad."

silence

insert creepy ass face

"EIIIIIINNNC...

As I've learnt for the past year, when life gives you lemons... "Spy!"

spy_death.mp4

I've learnt that at bad times, you just got to scream "spy!" At. Every. Single. Person. And problem. Yes. Exa...

"bro how do we get down"

Shakes ass midair

"NO YOU MORON I MEANT HOW TO GET DOWN TO THE FLOOR NOT HOW YOU GET YOUR AZZ DOWN"

ass shaki...

"oh crap mah house is ded... BUT DAMN THAT ASS!!!1!!"

"your whole life was in there plus you don't have insurance"

"BUT THE ASS BRO"

I was chatting with my new bot to test and rolled so hard in bed I fell and got squished between the wall and the bedfraem. Fuh.

After the godzilla bot releases, next is boy kisser bot. Obviously it won't be l...

...Oh. My. GOOOD.

I'M SO SORRY I WANTED TO CREATE A NEW POST BUT I'M SO SLEEPY I DIDN'T AND UPDATED THIS ONE. CHECK THE BOTTOM OF THE DESC TO KNOW WHAT WAS THE OG POST

THE NEIGHBOR'S CAT WILL NOT STOP ME...

Welp, as you might know, I'm not really making bots right now, but I want to say, expect me to leave without announcing it, and if that doesn't happen, if I get to flight school, I'm quitting too. I'd like to make more ...

"mf get a damn job and stop theorizing about king Henry VIII's involvement in the creation of boykisser."

"Let's larp just this o-"

"yeah larp like you g...

I AM MAKING AN OFFICIAL QWERTY SCRIP THAT WILL CRASH A BOEING 747-800 IN YO BOTS CHARACTER, MORE TO COME LATER, I AM FIGURING OUT (again) HOW TO MAKE SCRIPT.

HELP I'M STARTING TO LOSE INTEREST IN AVIATION AND I DO NOT WANT TO BE NORMAL AGAIN (jk)

i wish i could afford msfs2024 or a yoke. I cannot. fuhh

"Texas? We're going to Texas in search of religious tolerance? That's like trying to make Sneakers O' Toole to take his sneakers off!"

"I'm not taking my sneakers off, I'm Sneakers O' To...

Your best friend is feeling absolutely horrible, his family is broken and they already hated him enough for choosing to be a femboy.

Scenario: you tried to help but he threw random shit at you to go away, you snap...