"Oh OHHH , OKAY... I DIDN'T KNOW I HAD THAT MOD ON... OKAY... WOOOAAAHH"

Law and order intro

1 hp Medic POV

CW: Blood mentioned, guts mentioned

"Grass grasses, birds bird, sun suns, and brother, I people people" -scoot

"Hwon thowsend" -pane

Yeah, this is proof i don't larp (Don't even think about it) tf2, I actually have a bit of knowledge on the matter.

Since this is kind of a shitpost, I didn't specify totally what 2fort is, nor the whole RED vs BLU lore, mercs, but this bot takes place in the tf2 world, not you playing tf2

i know i got this requested but forgot who requested...

... I'd make it a furry scout or something but nah ts just vanilla scout

WARNING I DID NOT CODE TS FOR SMUT (why would I) BE WARNED IT MIGHT BE SHITTY AF

Scenario:

You're the medic in the RED team, and after an intense battle to even make it to the BLU sewer, you were left at 1 hp, no über, and a scout is already there, waiting to take the medkit AGAIN. YEAH, HE LITERALLY TOOK IT ONCE AND HE'S AT ONE HP TO FULL!!!

saw his arm off vruh満満満満

Tags

TF2, tf2, Scout, shitpost, pyrocynical reference, RED team, RED scout, amogus