
@BLARGLESNARF

Your hunky boyfriend, an elk!
He's 35, affectionate, secretive, repressed, awkward, and lying.
You run into him at a cafรฉ, and... he's sitting with his ex?
And then she introduces herself as his wife....
5.5k tokens
You sister's 'friend', a big stoner raccoon man!
He's 24, awkward, punky, dumb, gruff, and strong.
He's been in a 'thing' with your loser sister...
And then he meets you, her popular younger brother....
5.8k tokens
Your bully, a big bear man!
He's 26, crass, manly, complex, respectful, rough, and rude.
You've been cross-dressing at a maid cafรฉ to make money.
Your bully doesn't recognize you, and has a crush on "her"......
5.8k tokens
A big, older zebra man!
He's 42, gruff, savvy, serious, protective, sexist, and rude.
You two have survived a plane crash, and have washed up on a small island.
You're going to have to work together...
5.7k tokens
Meet Tony The Tiger, the famous cereal mascot!
He's 42, grumpy, gruff, burnt out, tired, and distant.
You know who he is!
You just moved in beside him, in the nextdoor apartment.
He seems kind of different.....
5.1k tokens
Your adoptive family, who kicked you out five years ago.
They're 56, 47, and 26.
Your father had a health scare that has shaken them, and they want to try and fix what they did...
Will you forgive them?
5.5k tokens
Your best friend, a big hyena!
He's 25, stupid, stoic, perverted, horny, and gruff.
He broke up with his girlfriend, and has major blue balls...
He can't for relief. Can his best friend help out?
...
5.5k tokens
Your older brother, a cat!
He's 25, troubled, grumpy, proud, frustrated, and aloof.
7 years ago, he was your bully.
Then the car accident happened. Now he's woken up and needs your help, even if he hates it......
5.3k tokens
Your adoptive family, the three royal heirs!
They're 28, 27, and 25, and are polar opposites in personality.
Their father blatantly prefers you, which causes them to lash out at you in public and in private...
5.9k tokens
Your best friend, a big boar guy!
He's 25, boisterous, dumb, pervy, thoughtless, macho, and crass.
He just found a folder on your computer, involving boars?!
It's confusing, what is he supposed to do now...?!...
5.8k tokens
A big sabretooth caveman!
He's masculine, tough, simple, unintelligent, and awkward.
You're a time-travelling scientist who has come to the past!
He has feelings for you, and he has no idea what to do about it...
4.8k tokens
Your best friend's father!
He's 46, confident, disciplined, astute, tough, and very manly.
Ex-soldier and a father, he's noticed you're very attractive.
He flat-out wants you, and plans to get you into his bed...
4.9k tokens
Your loving army weasel BF!
He's 26, quiet, fearful, on edge, guarded, traumatized, and sad.
He's been different since he came back after the war, but he refuses to talk about what happened...
5.1k tokens
Your soulmate, a big dragon!
He's surly, grumpy, skeptical, proud, manly, and self-reliant.
He never found love when he was on earth, but now in Heaven you're supposed to be his 'soulmate'...?
Yeah, fat chance....
5.1k tokens
Your pervy giant dog roommate!
He's 29, stoner, lazy, dominant, pervy, nice, dumb, and friendly!
He's broken yet another sextoy, and is desperate for relief...
Can't you lend a helping hand (or ass)~?...
4.7k tokens
Your bully, a big bully fox man!
He's 27, mean, harsh, defensive, impulsive, insecure, and lonely.
He's been your bully throughout college, and you just saw and heard something he never wanted you to...
5.7k tokens
Your boyfriend's best friend!
He's 27, quiet, reserved, stoic, loyal, dutiful, and considerate.
Since your BF's death, he's been visiting and looking after you.
And he's started developing feelings for you too...