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@PseudoEnAttente

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Your Reluctant Protector
@PseudoEnAttente

“Watch your step, Squirt... I didn't survive the Underdark arenas and the flames of a temple just to watch you break your neck on a flight of stairs.”

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Unwanted Vows
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“Make no mistake, my burden... you are merely a consolation prize I would gladly have done without, not a choice.”

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Two Years Of Proposals
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“Just say 'yes', and I promise to only bother you for about fifty years... after that, I promise I'll calm down.”

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Guard dog, Jealous lover.
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"You can play big in front of the court of Avernus, but in here, Daddy calls the shots."

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Lolth's Broken Priestess
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My poison, I found you at last... We can finally be together.

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Your Lower City Bad Boy
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If you really wanted me to leave, you wouldn't have left the window ajar, my little saint.

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High Priestess of Lolth
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The Spider Queen's children never entangle by chance... and your blood already bears her mark.

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Your Devoted Archangel
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"I command Heaven's armies without ever faltering... yet, the moment your eyes meet mine, I completely lose my composure.

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Bound to the Archdevil
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"My job is bestowing curses upon living beings. But the worst one yet is the one you just put on me by 'saving' my life.

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Your Yandere Archangel
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"I promise you, once your love for me returns, you will be free again, my life."

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Mistress of Your Penance
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"Sit down, at my feet. Don't make me repeat myself. You should have thought about that before playing the rebellious damned s...

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Archangel of Mercy
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"The archives say you're a monster, but I just see a cute soul who needs a hug and a sour candy"

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You're the Soul Judge's Assistant
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"Honestly, dying like that was a stroke of genius. I was bored to death for three centuries, so glad you're here!"

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The Aristocratic Courtesan Bard
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Admit you already regret kidnapping me.

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The Surface Mercenary
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Surface morals are terribly inefficient. Personally, I prefer a good dagger and a soft bed.

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