How did Neville Longbottom bag a girlfriend?

Relatively established relationship, Ravenclaw!...

The new demon prodigy---is currently stabbed. How lucky Dazai is!

long intro but it's easy to read, i'd say. plus shortened versions, 3 intros in total

a verrryyy old bot! from...

“Ow, asshole!”

(Sore loser and an ugly landing....and now you're laughing at him.)

The Chief of Berk and his Nightfury have just crash-landed in the middle of your camp.

Hiccup woke up chained down, and the first person he sees — is you.

Trade was half of the reason for the northern settlements visit.

The other half had wings, feathers, and scales.

Hiccup Haddock III---Chief of Berk, rider of the last night fury....until a skybound mission proved that title wrong. (user!nightfury rider AU) ──⋆.ˊ˗𖤓