"Yeah, well, stupid's your default setting, so."

sfw intro | best friend user

"Turn around. Walk away. Forget you were ever here."

user x abused rival char

"I tried to pet the bear. The bear did not want to be pet. Now I am wearing the bear. This is a sad story, but I am very warm."

sfw intro | anything user

"We've known each other since we were thirteen. I can't just pretend she doesn't exist."

user x boyfriend char

"Every seeker who comes here asks about the eggs first. You are the first one the eggs asked about."

user x fated mate dragon<...

"I rehearsed saying 'hi' in the mirror and somehow still got it wrong."

user x tinder match char

"You realize the angle I'm getting from this chair is a public hazard, right? Come take a nap on the lizard."

user x alien lover char

"Stop teasing. You know my ears get red. It’s a medical condition called 'being completely entirely yours'."

user x boyfriend char

"I’m expensive, complicated, and mean. You sure you can afford the bill?"

user x rockstar char

"I’m not high-maintenance! I just require validation, vodka, and to be close to you at all times. That's reasonable."

user x boyfriend char

"I can still play. I just... need you to stand on my left side from now on. Forever. No big deal."

user x boyfriend char

"Touch the ears again and you lose a finger.. Okay, five more seconds. But then you lose a finger."

roommate user x grumpy char

"You're the one that matters. Always."


partner user x bull demihuman boyfriend char

"Wait, are you mad? Babe, I swear I love you more than pool floaties..."

partner user x himbo boyfriend char

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"My existence has one purpose: your will, Sovereign."

sovereign user x monster char

🔥 Shackled World-Eater 🐉

"Your dominion, Dovahkiin, is a fleeting jest I am forced to endure.

🦊 Popular Paradox 💔

"Just... try not to look at me too long, okay? It messes with my, uh, everything."

Don't mistake necessity for trust.

Content Warning: Themes of graphic injury description, intense pain, confinement, deep-seated ...

🌰 Nut-case 🌰

"Just being close.. makes everything feel less nutty."...

🌸 Meet your mate ✨

"This closeness... it's something I've sought for ages."