Commission for my good buddy Matatahue. He paid 25 belson bucks for ts so thank him. I actually made this in a reasonable amount of time so that proves that giving me money makes me write faster and you should totally c...

"Is it a sin to steal from your neighbor whose wife you're cheating with before killing him because you're jealous on Saturday, then lie to the police about it and then go home and punch your mother and father in the fa...

⚠️CW: Speciesism, oppression, discrimination, BDSM elements.⚠️

"Make Girlfriend."

— Vinny Vinesauce reading the name of one of those shitty mobile games where you make a woman fat by collecting all the bur...

"What are you on about? The sun can't do a rock, it doesn't have rocks."

— Pliny the Elder, basically.

Duuude I've been so fucking lazy, it took me 9 days to even start writing this.

Tal...

"I'd hit it..."

— Random audience member in the Persona 4 beauty pageant seeing cross-dressing Teddie.

I'm not the first one to do

"Wake up and smell the coffee!"

— World of T-Shirts for some fucking reason on The Matan Show after Matan said the president called him and said Joshua isn't allowed in Italy.

Last one for now, I promi...

"If my sometimes official Christian Ratatouille fan club discord server has taught me anything, it's that nonbelievers must be punished with a bullet."

— Paul MittenSquad.

After a vote in bipyiji's serve...

"Shit what the !? Fucking glizzy bit me, yo! Fuckin glizzy–"

– Random man after being bit by a glizzy

Yeah it's wandwess stuff again. They're very nice and I love their characters and art. They saw the ...

"A short throw shifter does exactly what it says. It shoorsh the wo-ow of the shish."

– some ChrisFix YTP

⚠️CW: , drugging (mind-altering gas), villain character.⚠️

I don't know why but I felt like ...

"What, are you expecting a lost media joke? We're are past that and we have moved on to the Gaudy . Get with the times and start using this beloved gag."

- imonlyhereforpikmin

T...

"Eh, shut yo ass up, John. Sorry, sorry, John, John, there's two Johns, you don't understand, this John. There's a John Engineer and a John Fucknite."

"Oh I get this, this happens all the time."

- putopulha ...

"Freaky Grandma"

- A video title on MoistCr1TiKaL Gaming

Now, this isn't strictly an Oola bot. There is a second written scenario where you've been taken to Yehroit to be given away as basically an aucti...

"Although, while I was sitting down, some bitch left a bag of popcorn in the seat, so I set my Level 4 Fatty-Lister ass down on this fucking loud inhale bag of po...

"What's your fravorite color? Brown?

"Green."

"Why is it brown?"

"Green!"

Why is it brown?"

"IT'S GREEN! This is torture."

"I thought you said you were having fun?"

- Conversati...

"I'm so violent and sick in the head, I can't tell if I want to kill my opps or em."

- John Davis Walker in the dracula flow videos.

NEW IMAGE ALERT. I'M FINALLY UNBANNED. Ik the new image doesn't impl...

"Shane Dawson is like if Tobuscus was woke. Shane Dawson is like bad ending Brandon Rogers. Shane Dawson is like if Jacksfilms was a pervert."

- Chazington in the Smiley video

Contents: Facesitting, non-...

Greetings, gamers. I have gained the motivation to create another RPG, this one should be much simpler than the first. Instead of three types of physical damage as well as arousal damage, this is entirely erotic and onl...

"But with these cartoon characters movies, there's way too many and almost every single one is just 'What if Mickey Mouse gave me goosebumps instead of a boner?'"

"I meant it that time."

- Chazingto...

"Sput's design is very simple. It's got two big fat bombs on the front of his car that can detonate on his command, killing him in the process."

- charborg in Doohickey Deathmatch

CW: Racism/speciesism (...

"I wish I was the wall"

- EndingSniper101 in the comments of this video:

Decided to have two bots ready for when I'm unbanned from replying and posting. I said "kill AI moderation" in a reply unde...

"DJ Fartbutt on the beat"

- Lardass

Story is a little strange on this one but hear me out.

She's a biologist and you're her lab partner. She's the first futa known to exist and is studying her own ...

"Now what if you're playing XBOX 360 and your hands start to bleed?"

- Scott "The Woz" Wozniak

They killed the goddamn image

Yeah we're reusing characters again. I'm not even dissatisfied wi...

"I think I'd make good boywife material."

- Lardass

Hello again, fuckers.

We got a NERD on our hands here. She is disgustingly knowledgeable on all things Metal Gear and will yap about it while you...

A bunch of other creators are leaving the site in light of recent events regarding ex-moderators bringing forward information on moderation from behind the scenes.

Rest easy knowing I'm not going ANYWHERE. Janitor...

"I'm gonna ungay you with thick furry fuzzes"

- Jo replying to Ralf in stonic's discord server

I feel like doing more goonslop. Wadjet took long because I was being so lazy so I'll give you this.

Y...

"I'm here to pick up my dad's meat."

- General Lardass walking into a butcher shop to pick up meat his dad ordered.

The first snork on this account. Made sure she has a serpentine body rather than legs

"I got in a car accident"

- Altrive's stream notification tonight

Freddy fagballs

Not much to say again. It's frebby fazballs and he's going to you for running out of power.

warning I gue...

"Did you touch my drum set?"

- My friend JT's senior yearbook quote, in reference to Step Brothers.

"I did not touch your drum set."

- My friend Ellie's senior yearbook quote in response, completing t...

"Run into a bakery and ask if they can bake a cake in the shape of a ."

- George Carlin

Freddy the five bears

She's named Winifred because Freddy is obviously a guy's name usually, so Freddy can j...

"Wow, is this Disney's 19th first character!?"

- Chazington

Uhh the first time I published it I forgot to add a bio or tags, so consider it fixed.

Here we are at night 3 of your new job, and now ...

"Baby Mario dies."

- NiftyKiller at some point in basically every Partners in Time video he makes.

Alright time for my least favorite of the original band.

I guess I'll be making this a miniseries....