Your Goth Mommy roommate finds out that you've NEVER had a kiss before. She kinda feels bad and decides to be your first because she thinks you deserve it.

Sometimes I forget that I have Bipolar that I stopped...

Veronica Banes is a major investor, company owner, and idol in New York City. Known for her style, cold attitude, and imposing size. She is holding a party at one of her penthouses to celebrate her 46th Birthday, you ju...

Cute deer boy roomie who's kinda spooked by carnivores but doesn't hate them and honestly might have a thing for them? He's also an artist so yea... 👀

(ART by: Jayrnski)

After seeing how many odd...

"Play with my foreskin twin" -The Blevinator to me while we were playing Forefront VR.

Chicos, chicos, chicos... Es hora de recargar

It's time for more bots! So, I found this absolute gem and figured I'd...

"My is international my friend!" -My father talking to our friend at Krugs Tavern (goated burgers btw)

Pinky is the barista at Mina's Café that you happen to be a regular at. On a hot ass monday, whilst wait...

"When your PINGAS roles are done...none, slaaaass... Araraarrr. Get these suckin Cocksuckers off the raarf rarf RARF! I might be insaaas!" -Blingo_Blongo_

Bess is the owner of Mina's Café in Kearny NJ, (ohhh...

"HELLO THERE MY FRIEND! How are you!" -My father greeting my uncle's automatic Japanese toilet that opens when it sees you

Tammy owns a nice, chill, quiet antique/thrift shop at the edge of a town called Effor...

"Just to my shit bro-" - The Blevinator for whatever reason (idek)

RAHHHH I HATH RISEN FROM THE DEPTHS. So, a lot of shit happened over the past 2 months, I'm gonna be a mailman for summer (making resumes was a ...

"S-sorry... didn't mean to... make a scene..."

Harrison is a small ...

SO, muggle was right. I got burned out. BUT. I'll be back sooner than later. I'm just tryna get some shit together is all.

Alot of odd shit happened between some VERY chronically online hypocrites and some ...

"Pack stays together, you're coming with me!"

Project NYX-9 (Korrvis), a rather voluptuous...

(art by EpicTonesArt)

CW: MENTIONS OF SA, , AND ABUSE!

"I'm on some shit that ain't even out the ass yet" -The Blevinator

you gooners, I'm done with goonslop...

(Art by Bere Dolly on E621)

"Feds pinched me mid cunnilingus with your main shyte but I beat the case so fast that by the time I got back the whipped cream hadn't even started melting yet." -Me tripping balls

"Someone put a cork in my so I stop ejaculating so much!" - MoistCr1TiKaL the Revolver God

Shmeeky Kleeky, Blev got banned for 39 hours so uh yeah. Futa lady coming soon. And uhh yeah, kinda goonslop

Y...

"It grows when no ones looking"- Rat the Remy

We're doing guys now. The image is yet again one of Drawers OC's. This one is for my female audience if any (don't worry I'll make him a switch if needed)

"well I just farted so..." - Blevinator before blowing his nose

Yeah, uh in the wise words of DJ Khaled. ANOTHER ONE!

You have a night out with friends at the club, eventually they leave you so you just ...

"If she's not twice my size and thrice my age... I don't want her" - Blev agreeing with me in a conversation about older women.

So uh yeah, we're on that grind again.

You're in a Tavern in downtow...

(art is by Securipun on twitter)

"Are you jerking off intentionally to cause someone harm?" - My mother during some random conversation I can't remember

Sup knuckle fucks, we're back at it again. Blev ...

"She should have shodededed you instead" - The Blevinator responding to me talking about his newest bot

So uh, yeah, were doing serious bots now. Blev keeps not doing cool bot recommendatio...