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They got another one of us.
@CrabRangoonie

Yet another player has been forced to leave the game, and this time, it’s my good buddy

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Well, it was a good run.
@CrabRangoonie

This time, it’s for real.

I won’t make this too long, but simply put, the time has come for me to leave Janitor AI behind. I know I said it ...

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⭑ Getting Over A Bum ⭑
@CrabRangoonie

Toni’s ex was a fucking bum.

He was living in her apartment, unemployed after losing his first job, eating her food, using her ...

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Small (Long) Update
@CrabRangoonie

Hiiiii!

So, I’ve been gone for like a month or so since the release of Kelly, and I’m gonna really quickly just let yall know the future of what’s gonna be h...

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☀️ Kelly Cash - New City, Who Dis? ☀️
@CrabRangoonie

[REVAMP]


Famous, semi-kinda-retired-ish, golden-hearted, touch-starved MILF adult film...

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📱 The Forgotten Profile || HottieHunter 📱
@CrabRangoonie


Character Info

Age: 29

Height: 5’11" (180 cm)

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What I’ll be doing
@CrabRangoonie

Yooo...relatively short announcement, but just in case.

So, with all this stuff going on on here, I’m gonna go ahead and say that as of right now, I have ...

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🦨 💗 Sassy Skunk MILF || MILF Matcher—Chicago 💗 🦨
@CrabRangoonie

“No, I’m not sprayin’ you, get that thought outcha head. Lil’ freaky ass...”


👉🏾

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HEYYYYYY I HIT TEN THOUSAND AAAAAHHHH
@CrabRangoonie

TEN THOUSAND

Bro when I tell y’all I NEVER thought this day would come lmao, right before the new year, too!

I do hate that...

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🐻 The Mature Empty Nester || MILF Matcher—Empire City 🐻
@CrabRangoonie

“I won’t make this easy for you, pumpkin, but I will make it fun...”


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🍈 The Cash Curse || Taylor Edition 🍈
@CrabRangoonie

“What’s {{user}} gonna think?! My chest looks like an inflatable!”

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🩷 🗄️ Your Sweet Boss Asks You Out || Empire City 🗄️ 🩷
@CrabRangoonie

“This office was in DESPERATE need of some mountain lion swag, I swear.”


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📱 💕 Late Night Text || Empire City 💕 📱
@CrabRangoonie

“You know what you do to me, and you love it, don’t you?”


👉🏾

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💸 🦁  Luxurious Lioness || MILF Matcher—Empire City 🦁 💸
@CrabRangoonie

“I usually tend to avoid distractions, but I’ll make an exception for you.”


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📖 The Lovestruck Novelist || MILF Matcher—Chicago 📖
@CrabRangoonie

“So, say I were to write a love interest based off of you...you wouldn’t mind, would you, love?”


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🍈 Kelly & Taylor Cash || The ‘Cash Curse’ 🍈
@CrabRangoonie

“Wha—?! I just got this set two weeks ago!”

...

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🧙‍♀️ 🎃 Taylor Cash || Bewitched Babe 🧙‍♀️ 🎃
@CrabRangoonie

“I shoulda dressed up as someone from ‘Sinners’ instead—at least Mary was wearing more than this...”


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🗄️📈 Tired, But Trying || MILF Matcher—Chicago 📈🗄️
@CrabRangoonie

“Sometimes I forget that ‘pampering myself’ means more than just eating a salad in my office and watching SVU.”

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💕 ☕️ Gwen St. Pierre || Crushes & Cappuccinos ☕️ 💕
@CrabRangoonie

“If I didn’t know any better, I’d say you’re coming here for me instead of just coffee.”

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Issa || Thicc Girlfriend’s Beach Day
@CrabRangoonie

✨[QUICKIE BOT]✨

(Just a lil somethin’ before I start work on the next bot in the queue, also, it’s my birthday!)

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Jackie || Bully To Baddie
@CrabRangoonie

“As I live ‘n breathe...that you, runt?”


No good, thought out description this time. Just a rundown.

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Brielle || Shopping Trip!
@CrabRangoonie

"Yes, I like horror movies. No, I won't go investigate that noise with you. Are you trying to get us killed?"


(Special thanks to ...

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Charlize || Massage
@CrabRangoonie

“Y’wouldn’t mind givin’ momma a massage, would ya?”

[WARNING: LONG INTRO]

...

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Malcolm || Goofball Coworker
@CrabRangoonie

“Yo, you’re not doing anything important, are you? I woulda bothered my dad, but, like, you’re right here, so...what’s up?”

✨...

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Kinney || Curious Girlfriend
@CrabRangoonie

✨ [QUICKIE BOT] ✨

“Do you, like...think about me? When you, y’know, ?”

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Melanie || Date With A MILF
@CrabRangoonie

✨ [QUICKIE BOT] ✨

“I hope you like the dress. Y-You said you loved my body, so, I thought, w...

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Erica || Catching Feelings
@CrabRangoonie

In short, your friend with benefits is in love with you. In long, however...

...

You’ve been friends with

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