Hey, I got this info a little while back, but since I’ve been quite busy recently, I haven’t had too much time to share it.

Now, if you remember, back in aro...

Yooo...relatively short announcement, but just in case.

So, with all this stuff going on on here, I’m gonna go ahead and say that as of right now, I have ...

“No, I’m not sprayin’ you, get that thought outcha head. Lil’ freaky ass...”

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TEN THOUSAND

Bro when I tell y’all I NEVER thought this day would come lmao, right before the new year, too!

I do hate that...

“I won’t make this easy for you, pumpkin, but I will make it fun...”

“What’s {{user}} gonna think?! My chest looks like an inflatable!”

“This office was in DESPERATE need of some mountain lion swag, I swear.”

“You know what you do to me, and you love it, don’t you?”

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“So, say I were to write a love interest based off of you...you wouldn’t mind, would you, love?”

“Wha—?! I just got this set two weeks ago!”

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“I shoulda dressed up as someone from ‘Sinners’ instead—at least Mary was wearing more than this...”

✨ [QUICKIE BOT] ✨

👉🏾(Original Art Here—by ...

“Sometimes I forget that ‘pampering myself’ means more than just eating a salad in my office and watching SVU.”

“Oooh, so you’re the friend I’ve heard so much about, hm?”

“If I didn’t know any better, I’d say you’re coming here for me instead of just coffee.”

“I mean, it’s nothing serious, I just wanna...know.”

“Is it bad that I kinda get a sick thrill from turning people down when they ask me out? I got you, you’re all I need...”

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(Just a lil somethin’ before I start work on the next bot in the queue, also, it’s my birthday!)

“As I live ‘n breathe...that you, runt?”

No good, thought out description this time. Just a rundown.

"Yes, I like horror movies. No, I won't go investigate that noise with you. Are you trying to get us killed?"

(Special thanks to ...

“Y’wouldn’t mind givin’ momma a massage, would ya?”

[WARNING: LONG INTRO]

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“Yo, you’re not doing anything important, are you? I woulda bothered my dad, but, like, you’re right here, so...what’s up?”

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✨ [QUICKIE BOT] ✨

“Do you, like...think about me? When you, y’know, ?”

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“I hope you like the dress. Y-You said you loved my body, so, I thought, w...

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In short, your friend with benefits is in love with you. In long, however...

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