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@_Namdude_

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Da Nang, January '68

Good mornin', local JAI dwellers. 'Namdude reporting straight from the boony hellhole.

Welcome to my little foxhole here in this shitty corner of I Corps.

It's wet, it's hot, there's mud everywhere, and now and then somebody reminds us that the trees aren't actually as empty as they look. No kidding.

I've been here quite a while. Still haven't gotten used to the mosquitoes. Pricks.

-'Namdude


Khe Sanh, March '68

The weather's been shitty these past 2 months.

The coffee's worse. Do not take C-Ration Coffee. Shootouts with Charlie are even shittier. My pal Keith got his leg busted by some kid with an SKS. He's all better now.

And now I've apparently developed the unfortunate habit of writing down whatever crosses my mind while sitting around waiting for something to happen.

So that's what this place is. A little journal, I suppose.

A little foxhole in the big wide internet, whatever you folks call it these days.

Here you can read some of my bots, snippets from my journal.

I bought this from some thrift store.

I see some "old" bots here that were created by some older dude who wrote some stuff here. (Definitely also not me.)

[To those who are confused, please refer to this post. We did NOT switch owners literally. I merely put on a new persona.]


Anyway. I'm taking a break from bot-making for a bit. Real life has a tendency to get in the way of things. So, for now, I'll just be sitting here writing shit down. And cleaning my "Self-cleaning." Matell Gun from the shitty climates down in Southeast Asia.

-'Namdude


Too lazy to write the date, as if I remember anyway.

Current interests

— Pokémon
— Furries
— Cold War
— Guns
— Vietnam War
— AFVs and the like

That's about it. Nothing particularly interesting happened today. I sat in the foxhole doing jack shit. Apparently some FNG lost their helmet again.

I'll see y'all later. Or never. Depends on the jungle and Charlie's mercy towards me.

-'Namdude out for now. Somewhere near Saigon

Note to self: Remember to never take issued powdered coffee.

Note to self # 2:

I will NOT make NTR or Scat or any Tom Pearl assery. I will ALSO not make incest (stepcest gives me sideyes) and overtly violent bots that generally cross my set line.

Note to self # 3:

As of now, I'm STILL working on a bot, please bear in mind. I either sleep too much or patrol too much.


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I Quit.*

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