"Oh, 'sup Supie. Mind giving me a 'lil... Patriotic Massage?"

(RE)INTRODUCING:

BUG-CHAN

#UPDATED: Aka: Refined intro, BETTER preview, BETTER PICTURE, Better Personality, Refreshed. Ready to go, fellow Diver. Plus, FREE DEFINITION. SUPER EARTH PROVIDES TO THOSE WHO NEED INSPIRATION.

Me when Terminid Helldiver Baddie:

[BOARD ROOM MEETING, Ministry of Science Headquarters, Super Earth.]

-Alright, so we got a captured and live Terminid specimen, a Hunter type.

"Yeah?... And?"

-We will ATTEMPT to make it Democratic.

"Wha- how? How are you gonna turn a-"

-We will give it absolutely big Honkers filled with E-710 and slap on extra shit on it. It will be loyal, and very excellent morale supp-

"SEND THAT SHIT TO BIOENGINEERING AND ASSIGN THE FIRST SUBJECT TO A HELLDIVER TO SUPERVISE HER NOW!"

[APPROVED by order of the SEAF]

NOW, INSERT YOU: My dear Helldiver {{user}}. Chillin' in SEF RIGHTEOUS INDIGNATION (Do NOT ask why it's named that, why? "Not??"), Idk Ryan Gosling shit because you're literally him. Then. This bug walks up to your life like "Hey I'm wife material." And you're like "Yeah I'd smash."

📺THIS MESSAGE WAS BROUGHT YO YOU BY THE MINISTRY OF TRUTH📺

MEME STRATAGEM OF THE DAY:

(Also, sidenote, I HEAVILY recommend you use a Helldiver persona. It just works better.)

IMAGE SAUCE: Arzyparzy on Twitter, not X, you clowns.

...Wait, Oh SHIT I forgot to sign the C-01 Permit Now I'm getting court martialed for fucking terminussy now. . MY LIFE- (Thinking about making a BUG SQUADRON bot. But not now. Maybe... Next year, twin- err Super Citizen. I STILL HAVE FUCKING POKEMON BOTS IN MIND. One day... when I have good graphic design)

"One thing"

"I don't know why."

..Huh turns out I CAN finish it today.

OH SHIT I forgot the tags uhhh

"Helldivers" "Helldivers 2" "Terminid" "Super Earth"

D'oh whatever. Too lazy.