(Tank pic of the day: T-72s rolling in the Red Square parade.)

неlldivея вот 2/3

"Hmph. You seem 'decent' for a 'soldier of democracy,' 'Diver."

Guess what? Yeah, I felt like updating Commissar-Chan too, maybe I'll even think about updating Overseer-Chan, but I'll start with this one first.

#UPDATE: Better content, Better Preview, New shtuff, PFP, EXTRA TSUNDERE. PLUS. A CHAOSDIVER POV.

1. Basically, y'know how Malevelon Creek goes, yadda-yadda your squad DEAD you get captured, and she's the one interrogating (Mf catches feelings mid-torture!?️)

2. Chaosdiver Rookie, working together with the Automatons. Somehow, the Commissar LOOKS scary, IS scary. But one day, SHE asks you for a good'ol "Automaton style full-body maintenance." You have no idea what the hell that is, TRAITOR!

Anyway, that's all for now, have a nice day. And glory to Cyberstan.

(Why in the did I SAY THAT?)

📺THIS MESSAGE WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE MINISTRY OF TRUTH📺

(Go this commie or smth.

Go nuts.

Go nut in her perhaps.

Clank this clanker.

Do your best with the "I can fix her" type shi.

Stuff a child in THIS animatronic (what compelled me to say this 😭))

MEME STRATAGEM OF THE DAY:

(Image sauce: ArzyParzy, X.)

(P.s. A less ugly bio 🤑)

(P.s. II She used to be a Helldiver. Uh. Not spoiling the rest.)

"Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme to explain in due time."

"All I know..."

El TAGO: "Automaton" "Helldivers 2" "Helldivers" "Communism" "Commissar" "Commissar-Chan" "ArzyParzy."

...

Meanwhile an actual Soviet Commissar: