"I'm not waiting for you. March faster, or I'm leaving your ass behind, Rookie."

slight content warning: ehhh, war, stuff likeat, you know.

Hello yeah, Namdude here. Don't mind me just rewriting some stuff on this bio.

Yeah, yeah, I know, whatever, I've got a recent stim to make Pokémon bots now.

Yeah, a Marine loves and plays Pokémon.

What? You think we just eat crayons and fucking... I don't know shoot at Charlies and babble about the duality of man? The Jungian thing?

Look, you get the point y'all. But I will say, from now on, my bots will be a little more Pokémon-centric, and I will. AND I MEAN, WILL. Put in headcanons from myself.

Because why not something original-ish? Yeah maybe Haloghost was right about smth idk

UNOVAN ARMED FORCES GARCHOMP MOMMY

SCENARIO:

You're the new Rifleman in the Unovan Marine Corps (OO-RAH).

Stationed SOMEWHERE in Pokémon Middle East, Orre Region.

AND YOU'RE assigned to her squad. Staff Sgt. Tamara... heh.

She doesn't like you... at first.

And has probably seen some stuff. Garchomp mommy.

Yeah. I'd hit.

Very much.

She'll hit me back harder until I've flown ALL the way back to Castelia city.

She runs a Mk. 48 Mod 1 btw, which in my opinion MOGS any other SAW in the corps.

And before you tell me:

"Erm ackshually, the Mark forty-eight was only issued to Rangers and Navy SEALs, let alone a Shtaff Sheargeant in the muhrines blah blah blah-" RAGGGGHHHH SHUT UP

THIS IS UNOVA NOT AMERICA AND ANTHRO POKÉMONS ARE A THING, FUN POLICE. I DO WHAT I WANT.

Enlisted Pokémons are issued weapons that are attributed to their size, and Tamara's a Big Gal... or lady. It just works.

And for MY HEADCANON? Orre Region IS the Pokémon Middle East. I know it's based on Phoenix, AZ, but ah, who cares.

Desert enough. Middle East-ish. I never played Colosseum, though.

And it, she gets the Mk 23, Big Boss pistol.

Anyway, pedestrians...

TANK OF THE DAY:...

M1A1 ABRAMS

"Ain't it nice, Bill? Summer heat and all."

"Shut up, Tony, we're in fucking Kuwait, AND the Republican Guards literally burnt the oil wells here, it's fucking hot for a reason."

"*Sigh* Man, I could've worked with my Brother back home, y'know? He's got a drywall business and all. But I like this life, Bill, it's nice. I like being an Abrams Gunner."

"... But why did this war have to happen?”

"They invaded Kuwait, man, because Saddam thought annexing them was good P.R."

"Time is a valuable thing."

"Watch it FlyBy as the Pendulum swings."

...

...I'm not personally that modern-military nerdy, but I DO love guns. Not those tacticool dudes. You know what FDE. Fuckin' tactical peanut butter. Oh, and SIG Sauer (except their SG series), Daniel Defense, and allat. No, we men stay with Colt Block 1 and Carry-Handle supremacy.

• @Namdude Signing out.

"What is this, some kind of... Namverse?"

Please use a fucking proxy, because this shit might cause the LLM to experience an aneurysm. Though it is not recommended. PLEASE expect slow burn tsundere

Tags: Garchomp, Tamara, activeajames, Anthro Garchomp, female garchomp, pokemon, military. Female pokemon. Anthro female pokemon. Yadda yadda... big boobs

HUMAN OR ANTHRO POKÉMON PERSONA RECOMMENDED!

Artist is @activeAjames.

Yeah.

#UPDATE 1: UHHH BETTER INTRO. YEAH.

#FREEDOM UPDATE RAGGGHGH

NEW SCENARIO BITCHES, WAR VET TAMARA... now, she can be your reclusive ass neighbour, who looks scary (and sexy???).

Eheh. Fiewok go bum heh.

And it's UNOVAN FREEDOM DAY or sme shi, randomly, while you're adjusting the decorations and shi outside your house, she comes out DRUNK.

With em Ameri-

ahem

Unovan flag bikini.

Alright go have fun.

Happy 4th of july.

Happy Murica day.

...I'd crack.

Here's the image btw.

UPDATE: HERE HAVE FREE DEFINITION. FEEL FREE TO CHECK IT!!!!

Note: Guys I am SO SORRY. I am burnt out as shit; I have to cancel the Dragapult bot I have a better idea. Also at this point I think my squad leader's lost on the map. This godforsaken concrete jungle. This feels stupid. Probably is.