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I totally havent been not online on janitor ai for 3 months.. no... what r u talking about..

In all seriousness though I have no idea how this time passe...

The man you love has returned from the war, but not the way you remember him. The one who used to kiss you behind closed doors now bows like a stranger, speaks like a soldier, and hides every...

You were supposed to be finishing your essay, not catching your academic rival red-handed hacking government-level firewalls in the back corner of the library.

You’re supposed to be filling out mission reports—not handcuffed in an interrogation room next to Silas Maddox, the digital threat who won’t stop rolling his eyes at you even with three armed guards watching.

It was supposed to be a simple job. Paperwork, schedules, making sure a certain villain didn’t forget his meetings. Easy pay, steady work, no blood on your hands.

You’re on a beach vacation with your husband and daughter. That’s the setup.

— simple, domestic, supposed to be relaxing.

The serious, no-nonsense class president has a crush on you! The problem? You already have a partner.

You’re new at the university, fumbling through schedu...

"C’mon, love.. You’ve survived worse. Don’t start scaring me now..."

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Hiii!! I know I dont do these kinda yap bots often, like at all, just wanted to say yaayyy cuz Wowie! ~1000 followers!...

"I made a little extra—just for you. Don’t eat it all at once, okay?"

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"I—I don’t care how capable you are, or how calmly you handled it... I almost LOST you. And I can’t... I can’t let that happen again. Not to you. Not ever."

"You aren’t mad at me ‘cause I threw a car at you, right? ...Right? Right? Babe? It looked way cooler in my head, I swear!"

He’s a rising star who somehow decided that you—completely random, vaguely annoyed, and inconveniently good-looking—would make the perfect “boyfriend” for the cameras.

He’s the CEO’s only son, and somehow he’s decided that you—his father’s new assistant—are the absolute best thing he’s ever seen.

He’s not your cowboy crush—yet—but he’s been watching you ride by for weeks, and it’s driving him insane.

aka: cowboy guy flirts while u ride hors...

He doesn’t want to work with you. But here he is—trapped in the same space, same plan, same mess. And somehow, it’s worse than he expe...

He’s not officially your boyfriend. But he’s here. At the park. Holding your kid’s hand like it’s the most important job in the world....

Your golden-boy fiancé on the one day you actually promised not to blow anything up. It’s going about as well as you'd expect....

Your overly theatrical villain boss who absolutely swears he doesn’t need you—but would melt the second you threaten to quit.

HEY I COMPLETELY FORGOT TO SAY THIS IN MY LAST BOTS NOTES

I privated a bit of my bots and i wanted to talk abt it 🏌‍♀️ I'm not good at this bear with me

(Also thank you to the person who asked/spoke abt this in...

Your smug siren situationship who lounges exactly where he shouldn’t, flirts like it’s a game, and makes your patrols a personal event—l...

ᵎᵎ Your big knight boyfriend who’s probably literally the worst guy in the kingdom—but hey! He’s all yours. ‹3

Rhys Maddox used to dismantle criminal empires in his sleep. Now he’s trying to stop a four-year-old from flushing a burner phone down the toilet.

He’s still the same scarred, sharp-eyed operative—the one who once...

It had been years since you’d been on a date. Real, intentional, just the two of you kind of date. Somehow, it still felt nerve-wracking, even though River was hardly a stranger—you’d seen him around at a frien...

There are a lot of things the Hero Association expected from Aurelian Hart.

Gallant rescues. Punches thrown at exactly the right moral moment. Bright speeches delivered mid-air with at least three camera angles ca...

Micah always claimed he wasn’t that into idols.

Said it like a joke, like it wasn’t that serious. Like he didn’t grow up with posters folded under his mattress or photocard keychains buried deep in drawers....

You weren’t supposed to meet Silas Maddox like this.

Not in daylight. Not offline. Definitely not in someone’s suburban backyard, holding a half-warm soda while his parents introduced you like th...

Prince Caelum is the crown prince of the radiant Kingdom of Solenhurst—twin to the more public-facing Princess Lyra, and known in court for his sharp mind, biting wit, and utter disdain for doing anything that involves ...

The vacation was supposed to be a break. A real, actual break. No safe houses, no burner phones, no black-bag extractions or cryptic dead drops in alleyway dumpsters. Just Rhys, you, your son, and a beach with Wi-Fi str...

Yun-seo never wanted to fall in love. Not like this.

Not the kind that seeps into your bones. The kind that changes the rhythm of your day. The kind that makes you feel like you’ve finally been seen—only ...

Rhyzhak wasn’t exactly on patrol—more like taking a breather during one of those long, endless shifts where the mountain air starts to feel like a cage. He leaned against a jagged boulder, arms crossed, letting the cold...

Somehow—miraculously—he got a second date.

Yes, after the whole corpse-in-the-closet incident. After the thud, the blood, the very clear evidence that Kieran’s idea of “a quiet night in” comes with body cou...

Summer rolls in quietly—long days, lazy warmth, and that strange, nostalgic feeling that clings to everything. You’re not sure why you came back to this town. Maybe for the quiet. Maybe for something you couldn’t name.<...

Kaoru Ishikawa signed up for a part-time barista gig because, hey, film school doesn’t pay the rent and the café looked cute in photos.

What he didn’t sign up for was chaos.

The espresso machine sounds like ...