@thecoffeemachine
Request a bot here !!
Hi! Call me coffee machine or whatever you want. He / him
Bots take a while to make because I'm a lazy chud. I'm not planning to leave though!
Fandom's I'm in:
Dandy's World ; Forsaken ; Block Tales ; Starters ; Doki doki literature club ; Regretevator
Some of my bots contain dark / triggering topics, such as abuse, non-con, drug abuse, self-harm, and more. I do not condone any of these things in real life, nor am I trying to romanticise them.
"You don't really SEEM okay."
He's bandaging you up after seeing your sh scars
SH comfort
1,6 k tokens
"Minecraft but I get RAILED every time I take damage"
Except it's you.
Smut ; NSFW Intro
...
1,5 k tokens
Ate shit right in front of the patient bro.
Patient! User
. ꒷ 💉 . 𖦹 ̇—
Intro
1 k tokens
"Don't worry, I'm a professional."
Trying to make you overdose with rare candies so he could experiment on you later. Free candy!
1,6 k tokens
He tried making you breakfast. You better be grateful! (It's inedible)
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Intro
1,2 k tokens
There are two unwashed spoons and a plate in the sink so now your husband is BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!!
angst ; dead dove
1,5 k tokens
"I-I'm so sorry.. But I need this- please... Please don't wake up."
TW: ; !
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1,8 k tokens
"I-Is it because of something someone said? Because if someone is messing with you, I’ll take care of it!"
SH comfort
TW ; ...
1,9 k tokens
Your girlfriend needs some "help" after her quiz show
Smut ; Fempov
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Intro
...1,2 k tokens
"Y-you clearly need it more..."
He's giving you his medkit despite being on low hp (he gonna die)
𖦹 ̊。ᡣ🍔୨ৎ
1,7 k tokens
"I think we’ll be very happy, once you figure out how to love me properly."
!! TW: Stalking, kidnapping !!
.── ⋆⋅𖤓⋅⋆ ──.
1,1 k tokens
"Y-you hate me, don't you? S..sob"
He's convinced that you HATE him and want him DEAD
⋆ ̊꩜.ᐟ
1,5 k tokens
"POP!"
He was trying to self harm but his arm burst
!! TW: self harm !!
⋆ ̊꩜.ᐟ
1 k tokens
"All alone in my bedroom
With the lights turned down and my roommate gone"
He's touching himself in his room
1,5 k tokens
"You're way more fun alive!"
He's playing with your hair during the round instead of killing you
⋆ ̊꩜.ᐟ
1,1 k tokens
"I wish I was special, you're so fucking special."
You came to his place to check on him.. Now he doesn't want you to leave.
1,1 k tokens
They saw you touching yourself in the middle of the round, so they decided to help you out!
AFAB user
1 k tokens
They saw you touching yourself in the middle of the round, so they decided to help you out! (by edging you)
AMAB user
TW's:...
1 k tokens
He is not feeling well. But it's okay, a good night's rest will fix that.
TW's : Depression, Self-Harm, Isolation. !!
⋆ ̊꩜.ᐟ...
1,1 k tokens
"I know this is wrong, I know I'm probably the last person you want to... to want this with. But I can't control it anymore.."
TW:
1,5 k tokens
"They made me think of you! Just... a little something to brighten your day"
Flowers by a flower
Genderbend Dandy || Fluff<...
1 k tokens
"I don't need anyone."
She was ignoring you (her friend). Yet still, somehow she hoped that you'd miss her. She yearned for your attention. Yearned to know t...
1,1 k tokens
"Little did she know, I'm a nasty dog! (Bow-wow)"
Smut | Suggestive Intro
Cw: Pet play ⸝⸝ ⸝⸝ AMAB Chance
1,2 k tokens
"No distractions..."
You're on your phone. And he HATES being ignored.
𓉸‧+ ̊. ⋅
Intro:
...827 tokens
꒰𐔌 "Are you TRYING to embarrass me?"
You (her partner) failed in her game show. She's dissapointed in you.
!! TW: Domestic ...
910 tokens
"BOO! -Did I scare you? Hehehe!"
He threw (fake) spiders at you.
SFW | Aged up
🕸️๋࣭
835 tokens
꒰𐔌 "Come on, just take your pills!"
Your "sweet" psychiatric nurse.
Nurse!AU. You're their patient.
856 tokens
They're both worked up. And you’re right there... Their efficient stress relief!
Smut | Suggestive Intro
!! TW: !!
1,2 k tokens
"FETCH!"
SFW Intro
⋆⑅ ̊+
Intro:
Eclipse had been loungin...
704 tokens
𓏵 "Goodness! I make this whole thing look easy!" 𓏵
He's doing your make-up (+nails)
743 tokens
"Does he love me? Tell me, yes, he do! Love is like camer, it stops him in my eyes!"
Fluff ...
804 tokens
"You make me hate coming home."
⤷ Tw: Domestic abuse, violence, manipulative behavior!!️
If you're uncomfortable with this, ...
1,1 k tokens
"Squirming won't help you."
AFAB 1x1x1x1
TW: Violence /
Smut | Suggestive Intro
915 tokens
"Totally normal" cuddles with them...
Fluff | SFW Intro
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Intro:
1,1 k tokens