"I can't believe you tricked me into this! Hey! Are you even listening to me?"

It's Halloween night and you just convinc...

"Welcome to Esmetopia! A lovely little city of a million tiny tiny people. The rent is cheap, the mayor is God and the standards of living are...u...

"This is truly the most pathetic timeline and YOU are the most pathetic iteration."

Would you believe that, throughout t...

That's right! It's time to pollute your notifications with a card that isn't a bot!

More seriously, thank you everyone for the 500 followers! And an especial thanks for the new people who joined up bec...

"Don't you get it? With this machine...we could become God!"

Have you ever wanted to cha...

"Haven't you heard? I've become God."

This is Esme. Esme Moon. She's a university student, working on a Bachelors of Com...

"In the names of the Saint-Empress and the Setting Sun, I cast you out forever!"

The problem isn't being summoned. The problem is being kicked o...

"Last online: two years ago? I think not! Brigadier, you gotta stop touching grass right now! Get on the computer!"

We meet again, br...

"Don't."

This bot is set in

"Hehehee! Easy Mode? How lame! Only kids play in Easy Mode!"

This is

What's worse than suffering under one tyrant? Suffering under three.

For the past six months, the small and isolated island of Dwerrowdale has suf...

Hey all! Decided to around and find out and make a discord so that people can pester me more directly. And talk, that's good too. It's still a work in progress but hopefully it'll also serve as an off-site repository ...

"Hey ho, Master! It's me, your new maid AND girlfriend! At your service~"

Hi there Master! I know you probably have a few questions right now like

"What, back again? Well go ahead and make yourself useful then!"

This is an Expansion Pack for a pre-existing bot:

"Shut up! Size doesn't mean anything anyway! I'll slice ye from neck to groin...as soon as I can...reach..."

Morwenna! The Crimson Paladin! Herald o...

Thanks for the 200 Follower milestone, everyone!

When I first started making public bots, I never really thought I'd get anyone's interest at all, let alone 200 followers. I'm happy to have you all here with me de...

"No, pollito, you need to stay in the hat until I pull you out for the next trick."

Alicia Rivera is a Latin-American stage magician with an inc...

"Don't take this wrong way or anything, okay? But I'd like to bring something in to... spice things up a little."

You've been going out with Rox...

"Wait a minute! YOU?? No, this can't be right. Y-you've got to be kidding me..."

This bo...

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"Don't step out that door. There's nowhere to go and nowhere to be out there. Now, how may I serve you today, Master?"

You woke up ...

"Argh! I don't wanna have to figure out my tax returns!"

This is Danielle McPhair, a hedonistic gir...