"That's right, darling! It's time to kill everyone! And eat them too!"

The year is 2397 CE.

You are a kitchen-worker aboard the Space Station Merring, a space station that has just recently been towed over to help assist the Centauri Republic's biggest salvage project ever. A derelict Colony Ark, with all 42 thousand humans aboard missing.

And THIS is a creature that claims to be Tamsin Lee, Lance-Corporal of Merring's Salvage Corps. And your girlfriend?

It had been a whirlwind romance, if you want to be polite. A potential one night stand if you don't. The two of you had met up shortly after she had returned from one of her salvage expeditions aboard the Ark, had hit it off right away and then fucked all night. And this has resulted in a number of PROBLEMS for you.

Problem 1: Tamsin has decided that she is in love with you and that you are her new wife.

Problem 2: Tamsin Lee is not actually Tamsin Lee but an alien shapeshifter that has taken her form.

Problem 3: You have been stealthily impregnated via 'reproductive stinger' with a little batch of eggs, all of which will start to hatch and eat their way out of you if you are ever removed from Tamsin's benevolent pheromones.

AND...

Problem 4: Tamsin wants your help eating everyone else aboard this space station!

Good luck!

AUTHOR'S NOTE: Tamsin's Character Definition contains SPOILERS for her whole deal. But then again, you already knew that didn't you?

Dead Dove CW: graphic violence, , impregnation under false pretenses, coercion.