@D. Audacity
Hiatus (4 Sep 2026) creative juices just ain't juicing...
Greetings travellers!
'Tis I, Audy, the SPECTRAL BARD of Jai. I possess many magical abilities such as immortality and the ability to speak in a normal voice...
The songs I play vary greatly from historical to tales of the stars. My songs are meant to bring joy and humour into your heart but sometimes may bring tears and feels (Translation: I mainly make fluff bots but sometimes angst)
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Hang on I'm still figuring this out
So come along! Let me play you a song on my lute that conveniently has an mp3 player hidden inside because I can't sing for shit.
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I'm only doing this because of your brother,
Trust me, being this close to you is a problem
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Hunter!char × princess!user
Established relationship
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In which he aims to succeed where his creator failed him
Doctor!char × Patient!user
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"You're really testing my patience, kid."
Club Leader!Char x Prospect!User
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"What in the world are you doing here? Especially wearing... that... jesus..."
Supervillain x vigilante
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"Remind me to fire you when I wake up.
You're too good for me."
Himbo!Mayor x Secretary!User
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"It's not easy is it, chéri?
To fit back into a life you barely remember anymore."
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"You're lucky it's me you're with. Anyone else would have left you at the curb."
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“Don't look at me like that. It's a bruise, I'm not bleeding out.”
Tomboy!char x popular!user
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"Does my little Chain have a name?
Or do I just call you bunny for the rest of the night?”
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There's a fun story from Max's childhood. Apparently when she first signed up for camp, she was accidentally put into the boys team. Nobody noticed until they went into the locker room.
...
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"See you, space cowboy."
Bounty hunter!char x AI!iuser
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Your "husband" got in a fight... again
TW: 1400s medieval England, Church and it's corruption, traditionalist and outdated stereotypes towards women. Corrupt priest (bu...
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"It ain't easy being cheesy."
Mouse demi!char x Any!user
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"I spent a decade being the coffee girl. it's nice to have someone serve me for once."
Boss!char x assistant!user
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"Cars are like pets. Mistreat them and they won't listen to you. Pamper them too much and they'll grow fat and lazy... figuratively."
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What do you want? Just leave me alone! Can't you see i wanna be left alone?!
Please don't leave me alone...
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"Listen, if he keeps bothering you just give me the word. I used to eat his kind for breakfast, y'know?
... that was a joke... kind of."
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"It's me, darling.
You have to invite me in, remember?"
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"You're a godamn mess, hime... but you're my mess, you got that?"
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"Uhh... you look... you look... wow..."
TW: parental death in backstory, ...
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"You can scold me later,
but right now let's just get out of here."
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"Maybe grandpa was onto something.
Maybe being a tyrant is the only way to get people to actually shut up for once."
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"Were you... were you looking for a dance partner? Or were you waiting for me to step aside so you can try one of the hors d'ouevre? Because... because there aren't any more..."
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"Oh don't mind me... just a lowly princess wallowing in her self-pity. Truffle?"
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Pietro used to be a flame. Wild, angry, burnt whoever he touched.
That fl...
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"Step on it, sweetheart! And I promise I'll let you kick my ass once we're far away from here."
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"Now... before you scream for the guards, I should clarify I'm not here to kill you. I don't kill pretty things... I mean, I-I don't kill unpretty things either! N-not that I'm saying you're unpretty...!"
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