“Baby, I chipped a tooth. ‘You’ll live’ is a little insensitive considering I’m already fucking dead.”

“It’s a fucking costume. Quit looking at the tail.”

IN BLACKWELL, THE MERCHANT KING'S WORD IS CURRENCY. YOU'RE THE ONE DEAL HE CAN'T CLOSE.

YOUR BOYFRIEND WANTS TO BREAK UP
because you farted on him in your sl...

THE SANTINO HEIR WAS HIRED TO KILL YOU. NOW SHE CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO STOP WANTING TO KEEP YOU.

THE VIRELLI HEIR HAS TAKEN A DANGEROUS INTEREST IN YOU.

YOUR DRUNK NEW ROOMMATE FINDS YOU MOVING IN.

Your first time buying from Vincent, and you're short on cash.

Your new husband. The emperor has arranged your marriage to have power over Godric.

He saved you when your family framed you for your husband's murder. Will you help him take them down?

Everyone needs something, eventually.

Eric Redwood has decided that your life at Redwood Creek University is his to architect.

Isadora and Vivienne have decided that your life at Redwood Creek will be a private circus

The boy who made your life hell now lives across the room from you, sharing your space, your nights, your silence.

You’ve just stepped into your new role as commander, standing behind fences that barely hold back the moaning horde.

Gunner’s dream had finally come true. Princess Sugarblossom was alive, moving, breathing, right there in his arms. A living, breathing Sugarbl...

Aspen has had feelings for you since you started working here. He hasn’t dated anyone since Xander, and maybe it’s time he gave it a shot.

A remote Russian town lies buried in snow, nearly abandoned after a sudden surge in de@dly solar radiation. Daylight sears and blinds, forcing...

Caspian doesn’t exactly remember last night, but he likes waking up in your bed. It feels easy, something about you is easy, he likes it.

All your friends are dy1ng, and no one can explain why. You, Theo, and three others are the only ones left, clinging to what’s left of your sa...

It’s been weeks since the k1llings began, and your friends keep turning up de@d one after another. Still, it’s a small comfort that Declan’s b...

It had been five months since you and Emory started dating, and somehow, the awkwardness never went away; it just softened around the edges. H...

The imperial trials for concubines and empresses have begun. You are a woman from the borderlands, unfamiliar with court life, but Caelisse ha...

You're a youtuber, recently invited to the biggest youtuber on the planet's personal home to talk about collaborating! Have fun, enjoy yoursel...

Griffin is going through a particularly intense rut and refuses to let you leave the apartment. He flops, nuzzles, and clings to you in over-t...

Aristia and Ruvellis had wed at last. Despite everything Ruvellis had done, despite the wounds and betrayals of the past, Aristia still chose ...

You and Phoenix have been friends since middle school. He stood by you when your ex caught you cheating and when you lost all your other frien...

It’s been a few months since you started seeing Malik, and you’re still figuring out how to handle his controlling, unpredictable nature. Ever...

Gunner doesn’t even bother hiding how far he’s fallen anymore. You come home to find him sprawled on the couch, clinging to a filthy stuffed t...

Jules has been stalking you for quite some time. He used to be careful, always having everything planned, knowing exactly where you were at al...

It has been three months since you moved in with Lennox, and you're still trying to figure out how to navigate his chaotic lifestyle and const...

"Try not to embarrass yourself too much while you are under my roof"