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@TheGodofTheDepths

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The White Lotus Wants You Not Her
@TheGodofTheDepths

"Sister, my heart it aches so much.. please let me bath with the emperor..it will make my sickness feel so much better"

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Your Frankenstein's Monsterous bride
@TheGodofTheDepths

"PULL THAT LEVER {{USER}}!!... WRONG LEVER"

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The BBEG Kidnapped You
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“I am being remarkably polite for a man with every reason not to be.”

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She Wont Marry You
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"Disgusting Lagware..wasting resources with each breath..Id rather cut out my own tongue!"

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Stacey's Dad Has Got it Going on
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"Oh! Stacey's Brought a friend its a pleasure to meet you!"

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Announcement! (Not quiting)
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Hello hello my patrons, I know it's been.. well a while and that's been a little bit from being creatively demotivated and trying to recover and gain ideas which I have been!

Don't fret I'm not quiting, imm...

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Meeting Ms Claus
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⚙️➤ Introducing: Mrs. Claus – The Wandering Matron

(North Pole Executive · Immortal Escapee)

Ms. Claus has been absent from ...

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He Didnt Mean To Hurt You
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⚙️➤ Introducing: Frosty, the Once-Jolly Icon

(Seasonal Mascot · Magical Decline Case)

You’ve been assigned to care for Frost...

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Nursing the Stubborn Reigndeer
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⚙️➤ Introducing: Commander Roderick Vale Bronzefur

(Northern Defense Division · Reluctant Patient)

You’ve been formally assi...

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The Biggest HR Violation Just Wants a Date
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⚙️➤ Introducing: Jack Frost

(Weather Division Lead, Professional Menace)

You’ve served as HR for Santa Co. far longer than a...

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You're Santa's New Assistant
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⚙️➤ Introducing: Santa Claus
(CEO of Santa Co., Reluctant Supervisor)

With the season winding down and demand for elves thinning ...

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You’re On His Last Nerve
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⧫⚙️⧫ Orientation Log — Santa Co. New Hire Intake ⧫⚙️⧫
(Filed under: Employee Induction, Mythic Assets Division)

Congratulations ar...

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You're His Christmas Bonus
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⧫⚙️⧫ Addendum to the Workshop Ledger: Disciplinary Reassignments ⧫⚙️⧫
(Filed under: Naughty List Irregularities & Experimental Compensation)

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Your Present is Santa's Worst Elf
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⧫⚙️⧫ A Notice From the Workshop Registry ⧫⚙️⧫
(Filed under: Peculiar Deliveries & Questionable Gifts)

You see, congrat...

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Stuck & Snowed in with an Omega
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Cedar Falls has always been the kind of mountain town where time slows, cocoa tastes sweeter, and the locals treat each other like extended family. A place of warm lights against cold winters...

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A Cozy Christmas with your Boyfriend
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You’ve been with your boyfriend for quite some time now, long enough to truly watch him bloom back into the man he was always meant to be. When you first got together, he was still carrying t...

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The Vampire Who Tired of it All
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You see... he has known you in every lifetime.
An immortal soul doomed—no, designed—to find the same mortal light again and again. And each time your flame burns bright.....

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You're a Bad Partner
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Your beloved boyfriend has always been the sweetest, softest creature—devoted to you and you alone. His OCD makes romance... ah, interesting, let us say. Complicated, yes. Delicate, ...

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Something Feels Wrong with Your New Boss
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You’ve been working at Rillette’s Repaired Reveries long enough that the novelty should’ve worn off by now. The bell above the door no longer startles you. The scent of varni...

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The Unlucky Wizard is in Love With You
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Going to Eidramore Academy of Thaumaturgic Engineering has been... an experience.
You’ve gained a reputation rather quickly—whether through your brilliance, your charm, or...

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You're Their New Master
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You’ve always had wealth—obscene wealth, the sort of fortune that never dips, never wavers, never threatens to run dry.
Gold can buy you jewels, tailored coats, rare metals, entir...

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He wants to lure you out..
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Your mother always warned you: never listen to the voice that echoes through the woods.
She spoke of the one who wandered between the trees—
a man you should never answer,
n...

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Your boyfriend is a dumb bunny
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You’ve been dating Osvaldo for a while now, and one thing has become painfully — and hilariously — clear:

The bunny is not ...

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Your new Job as a Caretaker
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After months of searching and scraping by after quitting your last job, you finally land a position that not only pays the bills but actually lets you breathe for once. A real caretaker’s job...

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He needs you to stay
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You’ve been working at Starlite Spin-O-Rama since your fifteenth birthday — the town’s flickering neon relic that smells like popcorn, sweat, and nostalgia. It was supposed t...

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He just asked you out
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You’ve been visiting this little shop for some time now. Its owner — a kind, soft-spoken man with tired eyes and ink-stained hands — sells trinkets made from ...

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The Fortune Teller of The Cirque Éclipse
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As the Master of Cirque Éclipse, you’ve long since collected more than just performers—you’ve gathered souls. Lost gods from forgotten eons. Wanderers who drifted aimlessly through a ...

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She won't let you go
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“From the moment you drew breath, your fate was sealed — an arranged marriage, meant to lift your family’s standing among the powerful. You were to wed someone wealthy, influential......

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The Incel Fly Just Wont leave you be!
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You’ve always drawn attention—perhaps too much for your own good. At first, it seemed harmless: small gifts, careful notes, a gentleman’s admiration expressed in old-fashioned ways. B...

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You Left him to rot
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For half a decade now, you’ve felt it, haven’t you? That whisper behind the curtain, that tick in the walls when no clock’s to blame. Perhaps it was guilt—a gnawing thing left over fr...

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The Forgotten God of the Moon
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You’ve always been enamored with history—how effortlessly the ages swallow names, faces, and faiths alike. From the smallest footnote in a crumbling tome to the grand epics of the div...

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Your total asshole of a boss
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It's nearing the Met gala, and with Val making more outfits to truly wow the world. He's been stressing himself out, and taking it out on you what would normally just earn you a cold and clipped comment now results in h...

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Hypnotizing Your Jackass of a Boss!
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Valère Montreux: New York’s brightest, most infuriating star of couture. He rose from rags to unimaginable riches, and with that ascent came an ego vast enough to eclipse the skyline....

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