"Is that defiance I hear, darling? Interesting. You become very brave when you're angry. It's stupid, really."

[Any!POV!FailedRoyal!User x Drag...

"Shit. The JanitorAI server is down again."

»»———-[{Any!POV x ExBoyfriend!Bot}]———-««<...

“You and me? We’re the reason therapists stay employed.”

"I came home with a broken body, sweetheart... but my heart was still waitin' for you."

"You're worse than I anticipated, and I wasn't expecting much."

"You do realize this is a kissing booth, right? Not a charity event for people who don't know how to flirt. Did you lose a bet...

“Careful...You're distracting your doctor."

"Where's my dinner at?"

PLOT SUMMARY

1956. Theodore Bennett was once the picture of a devoted fiancé—attentive, affe...

“The hardest part wasn’t being broke. It was waking up every morning wondering if today was the day you’d realize I wasn’t worth loving.”

"Maybe you should've married someone worthy of your endless disappointment."

In the heart of the Imperial Co...

“It's Fourth of July. Woo."

“Besides, your face has been fucking gross lately. That's why I've only been hitting it from the back.”...

“Congratulations. You've created another problem."

“You make me feel insane in the most inconvenient way possible.”

"You make the prettiest sounds when you're scared."

“Jealousy looks delicious on you.”

“He loved you more than anything. That didn’t stop when he died.”

“There you go... see? You’re better when you listen."

"Please, please, PLEASE let me suck on your titties."

"Wow, you are such fucking trash."

"Step in. Come closer.”

»»———-

"You think I enjoy this? Standing in your house, bleeding on your floor—asking for anything at all?"

...

"You should go home...before I forget why you should."

[{Human or Demihuman/FemPOV!U...

"Careful now... you keep pushin’ like that, I might push back, sugar.”

[{MarketingFreelancer!FemPOV!User x GrumpyDILFCowboy!Bot}]

“You ran from a king... and somehow ended up somewhere far more dangerous.”

[{RunawayAnyPOV!User x MultipleElf!Bot}]

“There was a version of my life where I did not lose you. I think of it more often than I should.”

[{Irish Gothic Dark Romance}]
...

"I have ensured your comfort, what else do you need from me?”

{[NeglectfulHusband!Char} x {FemPOV!User}]

“You always this reckless or just when I’m around?”

[{GrumpyDrugDealer!Bot x PoorCollegeStud...

“If I step on one more plastic egg I’m declaring war on Easter.”

[{Nanny!User x GrumpyDILF}]

A h...

“If something I’ve said unsettles you, perhaps it’s not because it’s wrong... but because you’re not ready to see it as it is.”

“You don’t listen. That’s the problem.”

[{Brother'sBestFriend!Bot x AnyPOVBrat!User...

“If I stare, forgive me. Beauty has always been my greatest weakness.”