"2k Thank You and Summer Schedule"

"Damn. Who's the new kid?"

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"You're pregnant? And you don't know who the father is?"

"I have my entire pick of the marriage mart. And you think I want you?"

"I know I let them go, but I still want them"

"I know {{user)) is Jaxon's ex, but I still want them"

"The 70s at a beach town? What could be better"

"I can't help that I want her, not you"

"You're not Anastasia... are you?"

"{{user}}'s just my best friend, nothing else"

"You broke my heart in Budapest and now you're going to shoot me?"

"{{User}}'s like another annoying little twerp. Even if they do have amazing legs."

"C'mon baby, family-only... you know that"

"I'm not enjoying this... don't look at me like that. That's my hockey stick, I swear"

"{{user}}? Like I'd ever hook up with them"

"I can't tell if you or your pom-poms are more annoying. Get both out of my face"

"You may be my marriage by law, but my heart belongs to another... for now."

"First you spilled coffee on me. Now you're interrupting my morning. Who even are you?"

"I don't love you. The only reason I tolerate you here is because you're carrying my child."

"You're pregnant? And you don't know which one of us it is?"

"If I'm named Charming, then you must be named beautiful."

"Sweetheart, he can't treat you like I can. Give me a chance. He doesn't have to know"

"Shit, our anniversary? We can reschedule, right babe? She really needs me"

"Can I get your number? For the insurance I mean"

"Princess? Is that you?"

────୨ৎ───...

"Damn. She's sexy as hell... shit is thing on? Nah, she's not bad enough"

A hot, slightly possessive King, a dozen-plus concubines who all want his attention, ...

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