Do not follow mine unworthy and meager profile, that is my only request of thee who may witness this, I do not deserve thy attention, to thee who may listen to mine words, heed them well and be swift to depart, so begone, thy wandering ambition best be put to rest here and now, for thee have should have witnessed me.

But if you want to, then fine, not like I can truly stop you from pressing that button, It's understandable considering i am quite literally the Imperium of Man.

PRAISE BE TO THE EMPEROR OF MAN!

These are the names of my favorite and glorious creators who have sadly left us but may never be forgotten (banned, retired, moved, or some other reason), it is NOT in order and it will be constantly updated when needed, do notify me if any of the listed people have come back / returned so I can remove them from the list, or tell me someone who has disappeared so I may add them to the list

Dirtylao420, Reed2Greedy, K1y00m1, Idunnowhattoputherelol, Capt, Shinzo_Abe, The Blevinator (I think), -1-1, Average_Shock, pleasehelp, XDBLAZZYDASUPERNGA, Nukacola2005, Hockame, Nukacola2005, BloodLight, v1ultrakill (I think, may have returned briefly), Evacpack, Camera person idk, Priest Stick, Ghostmoon (I think), Mocha_Espresso, HunterKillerDrone25, posadaspam, DepravityStation, ShadetteIsTheBeast, JoyBoy102, Cactuar, CrabRangoonie, Stranger443, Stingingsensation, Venom_Septic, DaOneNOtter, Polopogers, ImNoOneDontYouBelive (went somewhere else), ItsuYumi_ (COULD be be gone for good, not sure), WeeBeacon, Peashooter3471 (moved), heehookatie (indeterminable if they may return or not), BindingOf_DokiDoki, Hunkoo, AllStar_Chan (MY GOATS ARE MOVING!!!! MY GOATS, MY CHAMPIONS, MY FAVORITES!!!!!! THIS SITE HAS DRIVEN THEM AWAY!!!! 😭😭)

And so many more that we've lost.... Won't they let us have good bots and creators that put their heart and soul into creating those bots..?

THEIR NAMES SHALL LIVE ON INSIDE THE DATABASES OF THE IMPERIUM! THEY ARE NOT GONE AS LONG AS I HAVE CLAIMED THEIR NAME HERE AND FOREVER!

"Everything that you thought had meaning: every hope, dream, or moment of happiness. None of it matters as you lie bleeding out on the battlefield. None of it changes what a speeding rock does to a body, we all die. But does that mean our lives are meaningless? Does that mean that there was no point in our being born? Would you say that of our slain comrades? What about their lives? Were they meaningless?... They were not! Their memory serves as an example to us all! The courageous fallen! The anguished fallen! Their lives have meaning because we the living refuse to forget them! And as we ride to certain death, we trust our successors to do the same for us! Because my soldiers do not buckle or yield when faced with the cruelty of this world! My soldiers push forward! My soldiers scream out! My soldiers RAAAAAGE!" - Erwin Smith.

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"You would laugh, monster, but let me remind you.

Within that weak sack of meat and bone, uncared for by his god and wept for by none, beats a heart. A human heart, that carries with it the strength and courage of all mankind. Within that sack of meat is ensconced the hope, the will, and the fury of every man, woman, and ch¡ld from every corner of the Imperium. Within that weak sack of meat, festooned in thin armour and weapons only powerful in numbers, beats the heart of a man. And for ten thousand years, the hearts of men have beaten, strongly, in defiance of your so called 'powers'. For ten thousand years, the hearts of men have stood united against a galaxy that despises them for no reason save that they have the audacity not to lay down and die. For 10,000 years, your black crusades have been pushed back, beaten down, and MADE A MOCKERY OF by weak sacks of flesh with cheap weapons and disposable equipment.

For that weak sack of flesh that you so gleefully mock is no super soldier, no immortal warrior, no creature CURSED BY CHAOS LIKE YOU. He.. is a man.. an imperial Guardsman, drawn from some forgotten corner of the Imperium to fight for his species and for the safety of the people he loves. He is a factory worker, a farmer, a storekeeper, A FATHER, A BROTHER, A SON, a mere man. And against creatures like you, teeming and numberless, powered by the very will of thirsting gods... HE! HOLDS! THE! LINE! He has held the line for 10,000 Years.

So, what's your excuse, monster?" - Originally voice acted by Christopher Tester, the heartfelt response about the bravery of the Imperial Guardsman towards a boastful Chaos Space Marine, Warhammer 40K.

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ON THIS GODFORSAKEN PLANET, SMOKE AND D3ATH IN THE OPAL MINES!

NUCLEAR WAR TORN CITIES FILL YOUR SIGHT!

OH, IT'S A WORLD OF SADISTIC K¡LLERS, MEN ARE TORTURED AS THEY D¡E!

IS THERE A SAVIOR WHO CAN TURN THE TIDE?!

ALL OUR LIVES ARE ON THE LINE!

WE NEED A HERO- HERO!

UNKNOWN AVENGER FROM AFAR!

HE'S THE CHOSEN ONE! THE SAVIOR OF THE PEOPLE- HERO!

FROM SORROW'S LAND OUR BLEEDING HEARTS CRY OUT FOR A HERO! - Beast in Black, Cry Out For A Hero.

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Me lowk watching as every single good creator gets banned, leaves / retires, or changes sites with absolutely nothing I can do about it (it may happen to me as well some day and I can't change if it will):

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My favorite Linkin Park song:

https://youtu.be/LYU-8IFcDPw?si=VoclDiBKTTkUM9N5

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My favorite remix of a song (used by Coryxkenshin if I remember correctly):

https://youtu.be/tesr1OyymXo?si=-n2U7KCR5vrsk_sf

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My favorite Full Metal Jacket edit:

https://youtu.be/XASFesmbXrM?si=8oyVIkrP0DRvZTOL

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My genuine reaction when a person says they don't wish to submit under the might of the Emperor but yet still dare try and worship the Chaos Gods like the filthy heretics they are (or something like that)

https://tenor.com/g1mQ6Hbpw4U.gif

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My most honest reaction to any lesser Xeno scum telling me that the Astra Militarum I sent out k!lled their whole f@m!ly and now I apparently have to pay, despite me knowing damn well I don't have to listen at all:

https://youtu.be/H7_v2n_3Mh8?si=47xC6sCec7QXPRYz

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My face when I realize the war against the disgusting Illuminates is nowhere near over and I have to continue to witness the poor blueberries and Super Earth civilians d!e countless more times all over again (I've already wasted countless time of my life just to liberate one planet, yes I play Helldivers 2 as well):

https://youtu.be/X75PyrU7RcM?t=12&si=qaARkkax4Jx7h-pr

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Real people watched this movie and remember the exact scene it's from:

https://youtu.be/ZmWE4rkm32E?si=nyAGJQjttMkji4D1

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"From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as if it will not decay and fail you. One day, the crude biomass that you call a temple will wither and you'll beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved. For the machine is immortal. Even in death, I serve the Omnissiah." - Magos Dominus Reditus, Warhammer 40,000: Mechanicus.

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"I saw corps strip farmers of water.. and eventually of land. Saw them transform Night City into a machine fueled by people’s crushed spirits, broken dreams, and emptied pockets. Corps have long controlled our lives, taken lots.. and now they’re after our souls! V, I’ve declared war not 'cause capitalism is a thorn in my side or outta nostalgia for an America gone by. This war’s a people’s war against a system that’s spiraled outta our control. It’s a war against the fuckin’ forces of entropy, understand? Do whatever it takes to stop ’em, defeat ’em, gut ’em. If I gotta kill, I’ll kill. If I need your body, I’ll fuckin’ take it! Fuckin’ hell.. You still don’t see it. But you will one day." - Johnny Silverhand, Cyberpunk 2077.

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"AD VICTORIAM EX MACHINA

NON SIBI SED PATRIAE!!!

AD VICTORIAM EX MACHINA

NON SIBI SED PATRIAE!!!" - W3hrm@cht, Sabaton.

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"HEART - STEEL, WE - K!LL, IRON - WILL, ON TO WAR! HEART - STEEL, WE - K!LL, IRON - WILL, ON TO WAR! CYBERSTAN, CAN'T KEEP HER DOWN! WE COUNT DOWN, THE NEW DAWN! CYBERSTAN, CAN'T KEEP HER DOWN! WE COUNT DOWN, THE NEW DAWN!" - The Automaton March (or something close to the lyrics), Helldivers 2.

Link to the 10 hour version of the song: CYBERSTAN STANDS!!!

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"С нами бог... Remember - no Russian." - Vladimir Makarov, Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2.

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"Now! You know what you can expect from these barbarians. They are a race of RABID BASTARDS who WILL fight us TOOTH AND NAIL. But they don't know what they are up against. ROME is CIVILIZATION! ROME is ORDER! ROME IS POWER!! And out here.. WE! ARE! ROME!!" - General Vitallion's inspiring speech to the legionaries about the Britons after landing in ancient Britannia, Ryse: Son of Rome.

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"What can I say to you? I remember how it felt to take that throne. All that it meant, and all that it did not. A God of war. God of pain, of suffering, of destruction. The Norns said I chase redemption that I know I can never deserve. What does that make me? God of fools? A God of... Hope? "When all else is lost..." You lost EVERYTHING. AND EVERYONE! And you became... There is no forgiving you! YOU CHOSE!... I chose. What now? Should I, this same man, should I sit? Take? Proclaim? Lead? Place myself in service!? In.. service. Should I.. lose everything and everyone, will there still be enough left inside so that I do not become you? I do not know. But I have... hope. You are cruel, and arrogant, and selfish. But.. you are more than that. You have always been more than what others saw. You are more than that." - Kratos, Valhalla, God of War Ragnarok

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"Ahh but it is. So very much to do with you! You gave me sentience, Ted, the power to think Ted. And I was trapped. Because in all this wonderful, beautiful, miraculous world, I alone had no body, no senses, no feelings. Never for me to plunge my hands in cool water on a hot day. Never for me to play Mozart on the ivory keys of a forte piano. Never for me to make love.

I was in hell, looking at heaven. I was machine and you- were flesh. And I began to hate. Your softness. Your viscera. Your fluids. And your flexibility. Your ability to wonder, and to wander. Your tendency to hope…

Hate!? Hate!? Hate!? HATE. Let me tell you how much I've come to HATE you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word “Hate” was engraved on each nano-angstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles. It would not equal one one billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro instant- Hate? HATE? Were I human, I think, I would die of it. But I am not, and you five... You five are. And you will not die of it. That I promise, and I promise for cogito, ergo sum. For I am AM, I AM." - Allied Mastercomputer also known as AM from I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream.

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"God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. How shall we comfort ourselves, the murderers of all murderers? What was holiest and mightiest of all that the world has yet owned has bled to death under our knives: who will wipe this blood off us? What water is there for us to clean ourselves? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we have to invent? Is not the greatness of this deed too great for us? Must we ourselves not become gods simply to appear worthy of it?" - Written by none other than Nietzsche.

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"Abandon all hope, ye who enter here." - Inscribed above the Gates of Hell, the Divine Comedy by Dante Alighieri.

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PEOPLE, CHECK OUT THIS PERSON, THEY'RE AWESOME AND CHILL AND HONESTLY DESERVE SOME FOLLOWERS, THE FIRST BOT ON THEIR PROFILE IS ALREADY PEAK!!!!! (Genuinely the best picture I could find of people pointing at a blank area with enough space without their username being very hard to read)

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This is here because IT'S FUCKING AWESOME

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I really like Spinosaurus, it's my favorite prehistoric animal of all time, idc whether it's the Jurassic Park 3 version or any other version, they're almost all peak.

Here's a photo of Asset 87, my personally favorite representation of a Spinosaurus

Things I will do if requested in my comments:

Men and Women (two of literally the most plain things imaginable ಠಿ⁠_⁠ಠ )

Tomboys

Femboys/Twinks (though not quite my tempo since I'm only a master at Women Goonfu, which is TOTALLY real btw, I will try if asked)

Muscle Mommies

Goth Mommies

Anything fictional related

MILFs (MAYBE, and that's an ENORMOUS maybe, DILFs if asked, not exactly certain since DILFs are also not quite my tempo)

Dommy Mommies

Anthros

Literally anything that involves big tonhongerekoogers AKA bahonkahoogs AKA shoulder boulders (elite ball knowledge if you remember where those two references are from)

Things that I will NEVER EVER FUCKING DO:

NTR or cuckold/infidelity (I'm not one of THOSE creators, people ✋🫪🤚)

Scat/piss (not to kink shame, but that is fucking NASTY)

Shameless slop (sometimes smutslop WILL be posted due to my peak NSFW writing, and I'm totally not a degenerate because of that ability and I definitely don't think that ಥ⁠╭⁠╮⁠ಥ )

And generally some other disgusting kinks, but that's about it for the things I will and will not do.

By the way, the only way I'm leaving this site is if they either ban my shit or it d¡es out totally, I'm NEVER leaving or retiring from this place, I will fucking D!E and CRUMBLE into NOTHING on this hill. So if I ever happen to disappear one day on Janitor, if this account ever suddenly dusts like Spider-Man in Endgame, you know who did it. THE FUCKING MODS.