(at the slander request by Rykard) Lesbian Space Princess. YOU HEARD IT HERE FOLKS, JUDGE HOLDEN HATES LESBIAN SPACE PRINCESS WITH ALL OF HIS SOUL! FYM CLITOPSIS IS A QUEER UTOPIA!? FYM MALIENS!? GET TF OUT OF HERE! WE HATING ON IT HARD ASL RN, EVERY FANDOM IS COMING TO A TRUCE, EVEN BLOOD MERIDIAN IS GETTING IN ON THIS SHIT! CLITOPIANS OR WHATEVER THE HELL THEY'RE CALLED, RAHHHHH!!!!!!

THE JOKES WEREN'T FUNNY, THE CHARACTERS WERE SHALLOW, AND THE ENDING FUCKING SUCKED WORSE THAN A 50 YEAR OLD VACUUM CLEANER!!!! SLANDER, SLANDER, SLANDER!!!!

ULTRON WAS RIGHT ABOUT HUMANITY!!!! RAHHHH!!!!

I HAVE A DREAM! THAT ONE DAY EVERY PERSON IN THIS NATION WILL CONTROL THEIR OWN DESTINY! A NATION OF THE TRULY FREE, DAMNIT! A NATION OF ACTION, NOT WORDS, RULED BY STRENGTH, NOT COMMITTEE! WHERE THE LAW CHANGES TO SUIT THE INDIVIDUAL, NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND! WHERE POWER AND JUSTICE ARE BACK WHERE THEY BELONG; IN THE HANDS OF THE PEOPLE! WHERE EVERY MAN IS FREE TO THINK -- TO ACT -- FOR HIMSELF! ALL THESE LIMP- LAWYERS AND CHICKEN-SHIT BUREAUCRATS. THIS 24-HOUR INTERNET SPEW OF TRIVIA AND CELEBRITY BULLSHIT! "AMERICAN PRIDE"! THE MEDIA! ALL OF IT! AMERICA IS DISEASED! ROTTEN TO THE CORE! THERE'S NO SAVING IT -- WE NEED TO PULL IT OUT BY THE ROOTS!! WIPE THE SLATE CLEAN! BURN IT DOWN! AND FROM THE ASHES, A NEW AMERICA WILL BE BORN! EVOLVED, BUT UNTAMED! THE WEAK WILL BE PURGED, AND THE STRONGEST WILL THRIVE -- FREE TO LIVE AS THEY SEE FIT, THEY'LL MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! . . . YOU STILL DON'T GET IT. I'M USING USING WAR AS A BUSINESS TO GET ELECTED... SO I CAN END WAR AS A BUSINESS! IN MY NEW AMERICA, PEOPLE WILL D!E AND K!LL FOR WHAT THEY BELIEVE! NOT FOR MONEY! NOT FOR OIL! NOT FOR WHAT THEY'RE TOLD IS RIGHT! EVERY MAN WILL BE FREE TO FIGHT HIS OWN WARS!!!

This is all satire btw, though I do GENUINELY hate Lesbian Space Princess with a fury like no other. We can ALL agree that Three Days Grace is a peak band.

The description is a shameless copypasta because.. idk, it's just a lowk slander bot and I didn't feel much energy to go into really specific detail.

My reaction whenever some random bullshit happens in life and I lowk feel quite a bit depressed by it, but I genuinely don't give a and just move on with my life knowing my " it we ball" is running out:

How I feel on a daily basis when someone even slightly mentions any Metal Gear Solid game and I lowk start going on about the lore despite having only played Metal Gear Solid V and quite literally gaslit my bros into believing Invisible by Duran Duran was actually in it: