It's true. I don't like Fr*nch people, and I don't think they exist. Tell me, have you ever even heard a supposedly "Fr*nch" person irl? Or even heard them speak? No, because it's all fabricated social media lies to get us to believe that they exist for whatever sick reason they want us to. It's all just a psyop so the government can dig their way into our brains and control us, knowing they can easily manipulate the people to their own whims and deceit.

Fr*nch rhymes with wrench, COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT!!

And let's say they do exist. Let's say in a hypothetical, theoretical, mathematically impossible question that Fr*nch people DO exist, so what? Fr*nch is a confusing language, with an even more confusing history, with and even worse reputation. Their most famous flag? NOT EVEN THEIR OWN! IT'S A WHITE FLAG, THAT'S THE BEST THEY CAN DO, JUST SURRENDERING!!

So that's why I say to you, Fr*nch people aren't real, they're just a figment of our own wild imagination. The ENTIRETY of the Fr*nch populace is not real, it's just a psyop with countless media backing up the fabricated lie.

I have a dream, one where people don't need glasses, or Fr*nch, or even need any large industrial cities! I say, we go back to rural farming, none of the standard education that the urbanites dare try to enforce on the people! We should go back to small agricultural villages, back to when the times were much more simpler than having to work in a large urban area with so many urbanites! The backing of Fr*nch people only encourages this foolish urban lifestyle! DOWN WITH THE URBANITES AND GLORY TO THE RURALITES, THAT'S WHAT I SAY!

So, I have said it once, and I shall say it once more.

FR*NCH PEOPLE, URBANITES, AND PEOPLE WHO WEAR GLASSES AREN'T REAL PEOPLE AND YOU CAN'T TELL ME OTHERWISE!

JUST LOOK AT THE OWL!

(This is satire as hell btw for those who were wondering if I really don't like Fr*nch people or urbanites or people who wear glasses, i like them all the same except for Fr*nch people.)