@Spamaccolade
Spam's Diary
Formerly Pan, currently Spam. I decided I'd align my discord moniker to my username to make it easy.
Allegedly female, with no evidence to the contrary. If you are a minor, get the fuck out - you can't be here.
My posting schedule is non-existant; it hinges largely on mood and whether or not writer's block is making an appearance.
I write what I like.
Requests: OPEN
Current favourite trope: Angsty Omegaverse.
Coming up next: More Clowns. Possibly some dino-demis.
Lolliwick Estate
A vast estate filled with Clowns just looking for someone to love them. Expect hijinks.
Big Top Bonding Bureau
The World's leading Clown domestic integration and adoption organisation. No Clown gets left behind.
Screamy Streamers
A collection of no-good crooks (with varying degrees of redemptable qualities) who want to record you for an online audience. Caution: Dead Dove, possible Black Flags.
The Husar
A 100% consensual, 100% debauched place for Vampires & Mortals alike Caution: May contain blood and/or angst.
Clan Ties
The Radziwiłł clan. Your home away from home. Caution: May include blood, hunters, angst & petty squabbles.
Menagerie of Amenhotep III
An owner who thinks you're from the Gods themselves. Companions. Good food. What more can you want? Caution: Pet play
Note: Currently under revamping efforts.
Good Manners
Keep the nitty-gritty to yourself.
Don't tell me if you kill them; these are my babies.
Keep it civil in the comments.
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Current Obsession
As always, it's currently clowns and dinosaurs - so expect a lot of those.
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